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The mystery Christmas card
« on: December 09, 2008, 01:22:16 PM »
Our first has a arrived! To Nic (sic) from Gill.

Who the fuck is Gill? Postmark is Bath. I don't know anyone in Bath,  rubschin:

A couple of years I sent one deliberately to a family at a random address.

'We are so looking forward to seeing you at last. We shall all be there in time for lunch on Boxing Day. Love from Trevor, Abigail, Josh, charmaine, Tilly and Grandma'  eveilgrin:
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 01:27:59 PM »
It's not from me ~ you aren't getting a card from me  because you said Mrs Nick was suspicious of the postcard I sent you from Dorset.

Tho' why she should be suspicious of an "I'm having a good holiday" postcard from a man in Bridport who she has spoken to and who she knew was going on holiday to Dorset I still haven't worked out. What she will do about a Christmas Card from Gill (clearly short for Gillian) I cannot imagine. noooo:
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 01:28:48 PM »
I may destroy it before she gets home
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 01:31:20 PM »




She may have arranged for it to be sent to test your honesty ~ hadn't thought of that had you?
Destroy it and it will be proof to her of your guilty conscience
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 01:32:21 PM »
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 01:32:31 PM »
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 01:32:54 PM »
And who are Clare and David  rubschin:
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 01:33:52 PM »
It'll be from that air hostess like...  whistle:
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 01:34:10 PM »
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So many plans in hand!

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Re: The mystery Christmas card
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2008, 01:35:41 PM »
Royally Fooked now aren't you boyo?
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2008, 02:08:32 PM »
I may destroy it before she gets home

Pass it here then you great mousy Jessy. ::)

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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2008, 02:12:44 PM »
He'll need a bloody big bonfire to get rid off all the evidence I am sending!  eveilgrin:

Do cheap nylon pants burn well?  rubschin:

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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2008, 02:16:03 PM »
I shall send you a card signed Gill  and covered in xxxxxxxxxxs  eveilgrin:
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Re: The mystery Christmas card
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2008, 02:16:45 PM »
He'll need a bloody big bonfire to get rid off all the evidence I am sending!  eveilgrin:

Do cheap nylon pants burn well?  rubschin:

Are they red and black and are you enclosing a note saying "Just what sort of a girl do you think I am asking me to wear these?"   lol:
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