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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2008, 10:27:36 AM »
You all have kids and everyone knows that the one thing parents really want is time without them. So why not buy them a spa day/weekend gift thing with the promise to take the kids off their hands for the day/weekend?
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2008, 10:27:52 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 10:25:38 AM


Mrs Growler would be happy with a certificate promising her x amount of days of peace and quiet with Growler behaving himself.

I'd have to vacate the premises for that to take effect. ::)
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2008, 10:29:10 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 10, 2008, 10:25:08 AM
Oh shit!
Mrs Growler was standing behind me reading all this thread without my knowledge.

She says she not speaking to me now.

Every cloud ey, every cloud! cloud9:

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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2008, 10:29:45 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 10:25:38 AM
Follow Mrs Nick round duty free and see what she ohhs and ahhs at. That should be easy enough.

Mrs Growler would be happy with a certificate promising her x amount of days of peace and quiet with Growler behaving himself.

That is the first sensible thing you have said in months!
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2008, 10:30:18 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 10:27:36 AM
You all have kids and everyone knows that the one thing parents really want is time without them. So why not buy them a spa day/weekend gift thing with the promise to take the kids off their hands for the day/weekend?

Done that. Disaster. Don't ask. It involved wax though  noooo:
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2008, 10:31:08 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 10, 2008, 10:27:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 10:25:38 AM


Mrs Growler would be happy with a certificate promising her x amount of days of peace and quiet with Growler behaving himself.

I'd have to vacate the premises for that to take effect. ::)

See it is impossible which is why the gift would be so greatly appreciated. I often think the best gifts are not about the money spent but the thought behind it which is why "experience/red letter day" gifts are so popular. Think along those lines but something for home and you are on to a winner. For instance, this year Mr Wench is getting 20 cup of tea in bed vouchers.
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2008, 10:31:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 10, 2008, 10:30:18 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 10:27:36 AM
You all have kids and everyone knows that the one thing parents really want is time without them. So why not buy them a spa day/weekend gift thing with the promise to take the kids off their hands for the day/weekend?

Done that. Disaster. Don't ask. It involved wax though  noooo:

Well perhaps a massage or something not involving intense amounts of pain.
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2008, 10:33:00 AM »
Growler. I bought Mrs Nick a voucher for this mob. A thought (no wax though  noooo:)

http://www.macdonaldhotels.co.uk/healthbeauty/giftvouchers.htm
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2008, 10:36:38 AM »
SWMBO is receiving three cardigans (as she has indicated she is "short of them") An ornament (tradition as she collects a certain "brand" ~ Wenchy may PM for details), a new 5 year diary as she has maintained a diary for the past 15 years, writes in it everynight, the current one is about to run out and a bottle of Chanel No5. She may also get another handbag. NEVER shoes ~ I buy those all year round for her on the principle her predecessor instilled in me "If you don't shoe the horse you can't ride it".
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2008, 10:38:44 AM »
There you go! A man who listens and pays attention!










Please pm details of ornament!
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2008, 10:42:38 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 10:31:08 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 10, 2008, 10:27:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 10:25:38 AM


Mrs Growler would be happy with a certificate promising her x amount of days of peace and quiet with Growler behaving himself.

I'd have to vacate the premises for that to take effect. ::)

 I often think the best gifts are not about the money spent but the thought behind it which is why "experience/red letter day" gifts are so popular.

Did that last year for her birthday. Don't think she was overly impressed tbh. ::)

What's wrong with operating and driving a fire engine ffs?
I thought it was absolutely fantastic, and so did Growlers jnr.
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2008, 10:43:58 AM »
Poor Mrs Growler.  noooo:

What does she do for fun? Does she have a hobby? When she has free time what does she choose to do with it?
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2008, 10:49:40 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 10:43:58 AM
Poor Mrs Growler.  noooo:

When she has free time what does she choose to do with it?

Make me tea, and wash me gruns of course!! lol:

New cooker and washing machine then. Sorted! cloud9:
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2008, 10:50:05 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: Getting SWMBO a present
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2008, 10:54:41 AM »
She also sticks needles in him. Professionaly. like   point:
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