Moral Dilemmas

[Bar Wench]

Did you tickle anyones tonsils?  

Me??? 

Not you, Miss D! You're married, tonsil tickling on nights out are no longer for you! Not of the gossipy variety anyhow!

In my experience it's the married ones that go for the tonsil tennis and other delights when let off the leash. The singletons tend to be somewhat more choosy.

I remember going to a mass BT gathering when I was naive 19 year old. The way that the marrieds behaved was an eye opener to me. Randy teenagers had nothing on that lot.  

[Snoopy]

Did you tickle anyones tonsils?  

Me??? 

Not you, Miss D! You're married, tonsil tickling on nights out are no longer for you! Not of the gossipy variety anyhow!

In my experience it's the married ones that go for the tonsil tennis and other delights when let off the leash. The singletons tend to be somewhat more choosy.

I remember going to a mass BT gathering when I was naive 19 year old. The way that the marrieds behaved was an eye opener to me. Randy teenagers had nothing on that lot.  

My point exactly.

[Miss Demeanour]

More like the recently seperated wanted to go to a strip joint.

The recently separated had several expressions of interest made which she politley declined but by 2 a.m. and several G & T's later did end up smooching with some guy and taking his number .....she had to take his business card   because I had wisely confiscated her mobile (good call Wenchy by the way   )

[Nick]

This thread title does not need an apostrophe  

WE KNOW!

But why take so long to say it? Five pages to notice or to screw up the courage to tell her?

It has only just begun to annoy me

[Miss Demeanour]

This thread title does not need an apostrophe  

Oh no - stop the world I want to get off - I have made a grammatical error - can I ever be forgiven  

[Snoopy]

This thread title does not need an apostrophe  

Oh no - stop the world I want to get off - I have made a grammatical error - can I ever be forgiven  

I have changed the thread title to shut him up. I am NOT going to change the title on every post.

[Nick]

 

Carry on burbling

[Snoopy]

More like the recently seperated wanted to go to a strip joint.

The recently separated had several expressions of interest made which she politley declined but by 2 a.m. and several G & T's later did end up smooching with some guy and taking his number .....she had to take his business card   because I had wisely confiscated her mobile (good call Wenchy by the way   )

What sort of a sad w@nker goes out for the evening carrying his business cards? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have changed the thread title to shut him up. I am NOT going to change the title on every post.

Oh dear - you have given in to the tantrum - I fear you may have now opened the floodgate to Pedantic Hell, a place that survives on  hot air alone  

[Snoopy]

I have changed the thread title to shut him up. I am NOT going to change the title on every post.

Oh dear - you have given in to the tantrum - I fear you may have now opened the floodgate to Pedantic Hell, a place that survives on  hot air alone  

TBH I spotted it on the first page but didn't want to offend by changing it.
No pedantry gates are open because I have shut them behind me.
Just say Caps Lock to Mr Nick and he'll go away ~ it's like garlic to a vampire.

[Barman]

Married? 

[Snoopy]

Married? 

What kept you? Not up a ladder again surely?
 
Either it is a Wenchy freudian slip or she has let a well hidden cat out of the bag. 

[Barman]

Married? 

What kept you? Not up a ladder again surely?
 
Either it is a Wenchy freudian slip or she has let a well hidden cat out of the bag. 

Dog walking... although I have been up the ladder again today... with the PaintPod like...

[Nick]

Can't the dog walk itself?

[Barman]

Can't the dog walk itself?

Yes... but he tends to chase goats if we don't keep an eye on him...