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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2008, 08:39:48 AM »
~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand.

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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 09:31:11 AM »
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2008, 10:20:19 AM »
Why not just buy sliced bread?
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2008, 10:21:45 AM »
Why not just buy sliced bread?
Or invent a bread maker that makes sliced bread...?  rubschin:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2008, 10:24:32 AM »
Why not just buy sliced bread?

Brilliant Idea! ~ See reply #4 on previous page  ::)
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2008, 10:26:34 AM »
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2008, 10:43:44 AM »
Why not just buy sliced bread?

Because it doesn't taste the same of course  noooo: lol:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2008, 10:43:53 AM »
"Let them eat cake"














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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2008, 10:45:49 AM »
"Let them eat cake"














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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2008, 10:47:37 AM »
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2008, 10:48:32 AM »
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2008, 10:49:50 AM »
I can slice cake wedges without any problem (though my portion is generally larger  lol:) - just can't cut bread  evil:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2008, 10:51:04 AM »
I can slice cake wedges without any problem (though my portion is generally larger  lol:) - just can't cut bread  evil:
I have a large portion!












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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2008, 11:03:02 AM »
I can slice cake wedges without any problem (though my portion is generally larger  lol:) - just can't cut bread  evil:
I have a large portion!

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Even I avoided that one.  ::)  noooo:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2008, 11:03:43 AM »
I can slice cake wedges without any problem (though my portion is generally larger  lol:) - just can't cut bread  evil:
I have a large portion!

 redface: I know... I just couldn't stop myself...  redface:

Even I avoided that one.  ::)  noooo:
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