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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2009, 06:19:21 PM »
Anyhooo...

I bought one of these at Xmas. It is bloody marvellous...  cloud9:

Just sliced my latest honey/olive oil/basil loaf straight from the machine - no problemo...  whistle:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2009, 06:33:06 PM »
 eeek:

You use that for slicing bread?

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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2009, 06:36:27 PM »
Yeah Right  ::)

You cut just baked bread on that?  eeek:  Use a knife like a real man.

BTW can it carve a chicken, turkey, duck or goose? Can it cut rib of beef, rack of lamb, or ham on the bone? noooo:

Thought not ~ just another electric powered toy then ~ dunno why you don't just buy a Hornby train set and have done with it.
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2009, 06:37:49 PM »
Yeah Right  ::)

You cut just baked bread on that?  eeek:  Use a knife like a real man.

BTW can it carve a chicken, turkey, duck or goose? Can it cut rib of beef, rack of lamb, or ham on the bone? noooo:

Thought not ~ just another electric powered toy then ~ dunno why you don't just buy a Hornby train set and have done with it.
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Yes, it cuts fresh baked bread brilliantly... without crushing it like!  cloud9:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2009, 06:37:57 PM »
I know a shop where you could get a train set and a sliced loaf
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2009, 06:38:48 PM »
I know a shop where you could get a train set and a sliced loaf
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2009, 06:41:40 PM »
Yeah Right  ::)

You cut just baked bread on that?  eeek:  Use a knife like a real man.

BTW can it carve a chicken, turkey, duck or goose? Can it cut rib of beef, rack of lamb, or ham on the bone? noooo:

Thought not ~ just another electric powered toy then ~ dunno why you don't just buy a Hornby train set and have done with it.
Oooohh! Listen to you!

Yes, it cuts fresh baked bread brilliantly... without crushing it like!  cloud9:

A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2009, 06:52:52 PM »
Yeah Right  ::)

You cut just baked bread on that?  eeek:  Use a knife like a real man.

BTW can it carve a chicken, turkey, duck or goose? Can it cut rib of beef, rack of lamb, or ham on the bone? noooo:

Thought not ~ just another electric powered toy then ~ dunno why you don't just buy a Hornby train set and have done with it.
Oooohh! Listen to you!

Yes, it cuts fresh baked bread brilliantly... without crushing it like!  cloud9:

A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.


Perhaps so... but my new machine solves that problem...  cloud9:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2009, 06:55:50 PM »
Sort of cuts out the middle twat?
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2009, 06:56:21 PM »
Sort of cuts out the middle twat?
Precisely...  cloud9:
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2009, 06:57:16 PM »
Its almost bound to do that I should think. Be worse than his shins if he isn't very careful. In his place I think I'd get LL to use it and lock it away afterward.

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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2009, 06:57:43 PM »
I think she confiscates a lot of his toys
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2009, 06:59:31 PM »
Do you blame her?  ::)
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2009, 07:08:58 PM »
I think she confiscates a lot of his toys
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Re: Cutting Bread
« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2009, 07:09:33 PM »
Cos she hopes you might use it to finish the decorating before Miss D gets there with her mop and lucky white heather
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