Fecking ice!

[Bar Wench]

Just fallen on my arse in the carpark, twisted my knee, calf in agony. 

[Darwins Selection]

Just fallen on my arse in the carpark, twisted my knee, calf in agony. 

Still, Xmas is sorted. 

http://www.fentons.co.uk/?gclid=CLr06aWYuJcCFU4e3godBjBSSA

[Bar Wench]

 

Had to be helped to my feet by the minibus driver and a doctor. Nothing broken apparently, no wounds apart from to my pride. The humiliation. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Poor you  

Hope you are not in too much pain.

Once the leg starts to feel better then the  bruises will appear on your posterior .

Did you check there was no CCTV cameras around ????

[Darwins Selection]

Had to be helped to my feet by the minibus driver and a doctor.

They will also need compo for trauma then.

[Darwins Selection]

Poor you  

Hope you are not in too much pain.

Once the leg starts to feel better then the  bruises will appear on your posterior .

Did you check there was no CCTV cameras around ????

Good point, great on Youtube. 

[GROWLER]

Got to look after your kness Wenchy, seriously.
Get down the hossy to have it checked.

  P'raps not. You'll probably catch summat fatal in the 20 hours it'll take them to see you.
 
Go home and put your feet up.
Plenty of rest, keep warm, take pain killers every 4 hours, drink lots of water, and if it's not better in 2 weeks, come back and see me.

[Bar Wench]

There is cctv.   Local village run cameras. I may have to put a call in.  

Could hardly get up the stairs. Boss arrived to find me sitting halfway up them.  

[Bar Wench]

Got to look after your kness Wenchy, seriously.
Get down the hossy to have it checked.

  P'raps not. You'll probably catch summat fatal in the 20 hours it'll take them to see you.
 
Go home and put your feet up.
Plenty of rest, keep warm, take pain killers every 4 hours, drink lots of water, and if it's not better in 2 weeks, come back and see me.

It's the local private hospitals car park. The consultant that helped pick me up wouldn't let me move till he'd checked me over.  Knew I should have shaved my legs this morning he was quite attractive. 

[Darwins Selection]

Growler is right about the knee though.

Bum and calf can look after themselves, but joints need watching.

Any swelling/fluid on knee and straight to A&E.

[Darwins Selection]

Got to look after your kness Wenchy, seriously.
Get down the hossy to have it checked.

  P'raps not. You'll probably catch summat fatal in the 20 hours it'll take them to see you.
 
Go home and put your feet up.
Plenty of rest, keep warm, take pain killers every 4 hours, drink lots of water, and if it's not better in 2 weeks, come back and see me.

It's the local private hospitals car park. The consultant that helped pick me up wouldn't let me move till he'd checked me over.  Knew I should have shaved my legs this morning he was quite attractive. 

 

[GROWLER]

Got to look after your kness Wenchy, seriously.
Get down the hossy to have it checked.

  P'raps not. You'll probably catch summat fatal in the 20 hours it'll take them to see you.
 
Go home and put your feet up.
Plenty of rest, keep warm, take pain killers every 4 hours, drink lots of water, and if it's not better in 2 weeks, come back and see me.

It's the local private hospitals car park. The consultant that helped pick me up wouldn't let me move till he'd checked me over.  Knew I should have shaved my legs this morning he was quite attractive.  

FFS wumman!

You injured or just on the 'look out' like?

[Bar Wench]

Truly I am injured, but still appreciative of the scenery. 

I'm sure the knee is fine, they are buggered anyway so anything like that just makes them feel worse, but I shall keep a watchful eye.

[GROWLER]

Growler is right about the knee though.

Bum and calf can look after themselves, but joints need watching.

Any swelling/fluid on knee and straight to A&E.

Don't I know it DS.
Mrs GROWLER has had several nasty falls onto her knees over the years, and time is now starting to show up the subsequent damage....that's why I'm always nippin' off up me big 'ill....she can't come with me anymore!
Twat aren't I?

Seriously Wenchonio, nasty nasty. Hope it's better soon. I'm sure your arse will be ok though.

[Bar Wench]

Arse is fine.