Fecking ice!

[Barman]

<limps down to postoffice to return fisheye lense>

And post projector???? 

[Bar Wench]

<limps down to postoffice to return fisheye lense>

And post projector???? 

If it gets here in time! 

[Barman]

<limps down to postoffice to return fisheye lense>

And post projector???? 

If it gets here in time! 

Good girl! 

[Snoopy]

The hosp that owns the car park has a duty of care ~ they may argue that you had no business to be there so have contributed to your own injury but personally I'd be onto Injury Lawyers R Us before I had a cup of coffee.

FFS Burglars have successfully sued householders for injuries sustained whilst breaking in because the lawyers proved that the householder hadn't done some repair or other. That car park should have been gritted.

SUE THEM!

[Nick]

But what would she spend the compo on? Tat?

[Snoopy]

Having her fecking knees fixed when she is older and they need replacing. 

[Barman]

But what would she spend the compo on? Tat?

My projector... 

[Miss Demeanour]

A pair of shoes with non slip soles .

[Barman]

A pair of shoes with non slip soles .

[Darwins Selection]

A pair of shoes with non slip soles .

Aaah..soles.

That is her problem.


[serious] Who provided the bus and bus stop from which/at which you were alighting when gravity got the better of you?[/serious]

[Bar Wench]

It is a public car park, run by no one as far as I have been able to gather. There was no bus invoved. And my boots have plenty of grip. I was walking down a slight slope when a car came racing towards me, I stepped aside and went down. I'm actually pretty fortunate my leg didn't go under the car.

[Snoopy]

It is a public car park, run by no one as far as I have been able to gather. There was no bus invoved. And my boots have plenty of grip. I was walking down a slight slope when a car came racing towards me, I stepped aside and went down. I'm actually pretty fortunate my leg didn't go under the car.

Then sue the bloody council ~ somebody must own the land and they have failed to make proper provision for public safety. Even if they hadn't gritted it they should have a sign warning of ice etc. Any lawyer would be happy to take it on ~ no win, no fee basis of course. FFS you were even attended by a Doctor at the scene. Perfect evidence for m'learned friends.

[Darwins Selection]

It is a public car park, run by no one as far as I have been able to gather. There was no bus invoved. And my boots have plenty of grip. I was walking down a slight slope when a car came racing towards me, I stepped aside and went down. I'm actually pretty fortunate my leg didn't go under the car.

Then sue the bloody council ~ somebody must own the land and they have failed to make proper provision for public safety. Even if they hadn't gritted it they should have a sign warning of ice etc. Any lawyer would be happy to take it on ~ no win, no fee basis of course. FFS you were even attended by a Doctor at the scene. Perfect evidence for m'learned friends.

Probably have to submit a photo of your bruised bum.

"BM Studios" could oblige and I am sure he wouldn't circulate copies or anything. 

[Darwins Selection]

© BM Studios

[Nick]