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Offline GROWLER

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Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« on: December 11, 2008, 06:30:55 PM »
MINE! cussing:
ME! cussing:

20years after a major eruption and fallout, my eldest son in his early thirties caused me to erupt again today.
He's started wearing a bloody earing again. cussing:

I've told him catergorically to grow up and make damned sure he's not wearing it in my presence.
He just grinned at me like a friggin' teenager.

I threatened handbags and frocks for him last time, this time it's going to happen, useless little pikey. Angry9:
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 06:31:55 PM »
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 06:33:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2008, 06:31:55 PM
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Don't patronise me. I'm generally in a mega shitty mood.
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 06:36:50 PM »
Got Mrs G a present yet?
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 06:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2008, 06:36:50 PM
Got Mrs G a present yet?

No, but charity shop beckons tomorrow morning for handbag and frock.
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 06:41:36 PM »
It'll be his useless bint of a girlfriend that'll have talked him into it, I tell you.
Useless gormless bitch. cussing:
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2008, 06:44:09 PM »
Having a bad day, are we?
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2008, 06:51:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2008, 06:44:09 PM
Having a bad day, are we?

In a word, YES!

Now Mrs Growler is on the rampage. can't find her jewlery that she 'hid' two weeks ago when the house was left unoccupied for the weekend.
She wonders if she left it in her handbag, whch she also can't find!

Hid it in a handbag!!? Give me bloody strength!! eeek:

FFS, and as you usually say....I'm surrounded by idiots. Banghead
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2008, 06:51:50 PM »
Is an earring really worth a huge family row?  scared2:
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2008, 06:52:16 PM »
Going out to cool down
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 06:52:40 PM »
Don't forget your cigs!
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 06:52:57 PM »
Mrs Nick leaves her car at the station and then gets the train to work.

She got back to her car last night and realised she had left the key in her office. It was, of course, my fault.
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2008, 06:53:21 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 06:51:50 PM
Is an earring really worth a huge family row?  scared2:

No, she has lost her jewellery  ::)
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2008, 11:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2008, 06:51:50 PM
Is an earring really worth a huge family row?  scared2:

No, quite, but I have to let my feelings be known. Old school stuff you know...no you probably don't. ::)
It's not so much the ruddy gipo ring that's wound me up, only that's bad enough, it was his bloody teenage stlye grinning and couldn't give a stuff what I think  attitude that really got me bladder bubbling.
There's been no row anyway, just me ranting at everyone, which keeps the family amused I suppose. ::)
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2008, 11:42:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2008, 06:52:57 PM
Mrs Nick leaves her car at the station and then gets the train to work.

She got back to her car last night and realised she had left the key in her office. It was, of course, my fault.

What is it about you and me ey? Married a pair of nuggets. ::)
Is it anyone wonder we're both barking mad ey, is it? noooo:
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