Kids. Eldest causes explosion

[Nick]

Meanwhile, the never ending search for the 'hidden gems' of Mrs Growlers jewellery collection continue unabated amidst much mutterings of "oh how stupid am I"?
I'm merely looking on, suggesting possible ridiculous hiding places with much sarcasm and agreement, which in essence, probably isn't helping her increasingly darkening mood.

Satisfying, isn't it. 

Most DS, most!


Making me feel all warm and cosy inside.
Earings problems are fast fading. Unfortunately I have got to visit Growler jnr/snr's household later on today to collect a car seat.
I SHALL remain calm.....ish, probably/hopefully/maybe.

Turn up in drag. See how he likes it!

[GROWLER]

Meanwhile, the never ending search for the 'hidden gems' of Mrs Growlers jewellery collection continue unabated amidst much mutterings of "oh how stupid am I"?
I'm merely looking on, suggesting possible ridiculous hiding places with much sarcasm and agreement, which in essence, probably isn't helping her increasingly darkening mood.

I assume you have asked her if the boy's earing matches any of the missing items ~ I am not suggesting he would have nicked them but it might be worth making a point ~ what harm can it do to rub it in? ..... just as you leave the house would be best I feel.

She's just announced, to my staggering amazement, that she's still searching...apparently....for some other tat jewellery that she 'hid for safety' somewhere in the bowels of Growler Towers, 13 YEARS AGO!!

[Nick]

My MiL hid some jewellery for safety. It went missing and she reported the Home Help who she suspected of theft. The police got involved. All very difficult. We found them in the water tank!!

[Darwins Selection]

My MiL hid some jewellery for safety. It went missing and she reported the Home Help who she suspected of theft. The police got involved. All very difficult. We found them in the water tank!!

Had they drowned?

[GROWLER]

Just been brought to my attention that amongst other 'hidden' items of great value (apparently) are her engagement and wedding rings!
I'm now in trouble for not noticing that she hasn't been wearing them for the past 13 years.
I'm retorting quickly asking why TF she took them off in the first place?

I feel another row brewing.

[Bar Wench]

 

[GROWLER]

What you shaking your head about ey?

Oh I see. Wimmins ganging up time is it? ALL my fault now.

[Bar Wench]

What you shaking your head about ey?

Oh I see. Wimmins ganging up time is it? ALL my fault now.

Not at all, shaking head at Mrs Growler for continuing to hide things when she admits she lost the first lot!

Mother Wench has always hidden hers in one of two places, all of us know them. Father Wench used to hide his cash up the chimmney, until the year he forgot and lit a fire. 

[GROWLER]

What you shaking your head about ey?

Oh I see. Wimmins ganging up time is it? ALL my fault now.

Not at all, shaking head at Mrs Growler for continuing to hide things when she admits she lost the first lot!

Mother Wench has always hidden hers in one of two places, all of us know them. Father Wench used to hide his cash up the chimmney, until the year he forgot and lit a fire. 

OK. Sorry.
I'm such a cynical bastard, I think everyone's against me.....they usually are though mind. 

[Bar Wench]

Not me! I love you all and am blind to all your faults! 

Apart from Nick's that is, his are blinding! 

[GROWLER]

What you shaking your head about ey?

Oh I see. Wimmins ganging up time is it? ALL my fault now.

Not at all, shaking head at Mrs Growler for continuing to hide things when she admits she lost the first lot!

Mother Wench has always hidden hers in one of two places, all of us know them. Father Wench used to hide his cash up the chimmney, until the year he forgot and lit a fire. 

Precisely. EXACTLY what I've just said to Mrs Growler.
Why haven't you told us ffs, meaning me and Growler jnr's.

Apparently, this seems to run in her family.
MIL 'hid' a load of cash 15 years ago, how much I do not know, but a fairly substantial amount so it seems, and to this day she still hasn't found it. Staggering stuff.

[GROWLER]

Not me! I love you all and am blind to all your faults! 

Apart from Nick's that is, his are blinding! 

Ey?

[Nick]

Mrs Nick once hid a large amount of cash in her underpants on a shopping trip. She forgot it was there (HOW?) went to the bog in Oxford Street and flushed the whole lot away!

[Miss Demeanour]

Is it safe to comment yet ????

I have been known ,in days gone by, to hide the odd item or two for whatever reason. I have then had the same experience of trying to find the bastard thing again and turning the house upside down in the process.

I have now developed a plan - I have 1 hiding place only - if it is not in there it is therfore lost and will never be found. Very effective I can tell you 

[GROWLER]

Is it safe to comment yet ????

Ey?

We don't bite you know.