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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2008, 10:53:01 AM »
Small safes ~ more than sufficient for your purposes (I assume you are not Prince Phillip and your wife is not called Elizabeth) can be purchased from Screwfix or other suppliers for less than £50. They can be bolted to the wall or floor inside a cupboard and jewellery, papers and cash can be safely left in them.
My inlaws used to go through this "We've hidden your mother's jewells (mostly tat) in the loft, under the insulation, the insurance policies are under the lounge carpet" nonsense everytime they went anywhere. FFS they have been known to hide stuff when they went to the shops and thence onto lunch. These same people refused to switch on their answer phone in case burglars rang their ex-directory number and, hearing the answer machine, deduce that they must be out and therefore would come and break in  ::)

I bought them a small safe (from Makro ~ cost £45, guaranteed fireproof) and my BiL, equally exasperated, installed it for them in their bedroom. You have never seen two such happy people in all your life.

They then used to ring either me or BiL to ask us for the numbers to open the fvcking thing because they could never remember them ~ despite the fact that they were the FiL's date of birth  Banghead
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2008, 10:59:41 AM »
Ey? confused:
We don't bite you know. noooo:

I know that  - you / we are all lovely people  rubschin: lol:. Sometimes though the stresses and strains and everyday life and the people that are in our life cause us to vent as you have been so eloquently doing.  I just didn't want to get in the way of a good rant  lol:
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2008, 11:06:06 AM »
Ey? confused:
We don't bite you know. noooo:

I know that  - you / we are all lovely people  rubschin: lol:. Sometimes though the stresses and strains and everyday life and the people that are in our life cause us to vent as you have been so eloquently doing.  I just didn't want to get in the way of a good rant  lol:

Now THAT'S a first!
I've been called many things in my life, but never ever never nowhat nohow ELOQUENT! lol:
They don't call me the grizzly grumpy growling old narky buffalo for nowt you know. noooo:
Big softie really, and ranting keeps me healthy and happy. Sounds daft I know, but I'd swear it werks.
the down side is I have very very few mates, but does this look like a face that's bovvered ey, does it? noooo:

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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2008, 11:26:41 AM »
Wanna sniff my cake?
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2008, 11:34:22 AM »
Wanna sniff my cake?

Oh ffs.
Haven't you gone yet...with your rancid stinking cake preferably? ::)

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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2008, 11:35:02 AM »
It's a very nice cake

With marzipan.................
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2008, 11:35:36 AM »
You haven't put the marzipan on already have you?!?!?  eeek:

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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2008, 11:36:20 AM »
No, only when Growler comes a sniffing  angel1

It needs more 'food'
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2008, 11:38:39 AM »
No, only when Growler comes a sniffing  angel1

It needs more 'food'

You really mean 'alchohol'? ::)

Piss up on a cake.  rubschin: Actually sounds quite good that does. angel1

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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #54 on: December 12, 2008, 11:40:03 AM »
Have you got the Apricot Jam to put under the Marzipan? whistle:
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2008, 11:41:55 AM »
Yes  ::)
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #56 on: December 12, 2008, 11:48:07 AM »
Some people prefer Dundee Marmalade with Whisky in place of Apricot Jam.  whistle:
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #57 on: December 12, 2008, 11:49:29 AM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #58 on: December 12, 2008, 01:19:14 PM »
Is there no alternative to marzipan (vile vile vile vile vile stuff) ?
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Re: Kids. Eldest causes explosion
« Reply #59 on: December 12, 2008, 01:22:19 PM »
There are alternatives~  like leaving it off altogether but some people like it and it is traditional. Personally I like the marzipan but I am not fond of the fruit cake that goes with it.
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