Digi IS shite...imo

[Bar Wench]

even when the "Big Switchover" happens we will not be able to get Freeview or DAB Radio because we are in the 0.5% of the entire UK that

Is that waht they say? 0.5%? My very fat arse 0.5%

That's nothing ~ according to Orange (my mobile service provider) 99.9% of the UK can receive their signals.

That'll mean that I represent 0.1% of the entire population then 

I invited them to send someone to check the truth of my statement when I complained. They still haven't turned up.

I don't have mob signal in my house either. 

[Nick]

And you, Barman, can fook off. We are all cross here about everything:

Cakes
Trees
Digital
The fooking weather
Gordo
Mayhem
Christmas

Everything  

[GROWLER]

Digital... 

Not ever so slightly biased are we?

[Snoopy]

Digital... 

OK It's a living for some but you have to admit it's mainly crap, unless you live in a BT exchange.

I complained about my Broadband speed ~ apparently I live too far from the exchange.

60 metres in a straight line is too far????????????

[Nick]

It is for BT 

[GROWLER]

And you, Barman, can fook off. We are all cross here about everything:

Cakes
Trees
Digital
The fooking weather
Gordo
Mayhem
Christmas

Everything  

Kids
Wives
Jewellery.

Anything else?

[Barman]

My digital mobile werks all over Cyprus
I have all my CDs digitised and can listen to them all over the house, in the car, on a roof, etc. cost they are digital like and you can carry them about on different devices.
I get free BBC and loads of other channels via a digital satellite
I love my digital cinema system

[Nick]

Don't you pay a licence fee then?

[Nick]

And you, Barman, can fook off. We are all cross here about everything:

Cakes
Trees
Digital
The fooking weather
Gordo
Mayhem
Christmas

Everything  

Kids
Wives
Jewellery.

Anything else?

EVERY FOOKING THING 

[Barman]

Don't you pay a licence fee then?

[GROWLER]

I'm going to me favourite shop Maplins now to purchase a set of solar panel powered chrissy lights for me porta cabin at Swamp 2.

No doubt the place will be heaving with digi shite and annoying digi customers.

[Nick]

SOLAR POWERED?

Gordo has taxed that 

[Nick]

Don't you pay a licence fee then?

YOU BASTARD. THE FIGHT I AM HAVING NOW!!!

[Barman]

Don't you pay a licence fee then?

YOU BASTARD. THE FIGHT I AM HAVING NOW!!!

I do have to have a big fuck off dish on the roof tho... 

[Snoopy]

I'm going to me favourite shop Maplins now to purchase a set of solar panel powered chrissy lights for me porta cabin at Swamp 2.

No doubt the place will be heaving with digi shite and annoying digi customers.

Ooooooooooo! I buy stuff from them ~ mail order like ~ it arrives from all over the place so I suppose they simply farm the orders out to whichever shop has stock.

Kids are getting pressies bought from them.