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Offline Snoopy

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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2008, 09:32:03 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2008, 09:21:39 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:18:19 AM
Leek pie  cloud9:

I'm cooking the turkey this weekend too.  noooo:

I was only messin' actually. eeek:

Leek  sick2: pie?

Summat not right there.

Thinly slice leeks into rounds. Push the circles out to make lots of 'o's. Fry gently in a little olive oil and butter, when leeks are bright green and soft, sprinkle on a little flour, stirring as you do so to make a roux, Pour in milk, a little at a time, alternating with double cream. Serve immediately either in little tart cases as a starter or without the pastry as an accompanying vegetable. Excellent with German pork sausages.

Snoopy's Creamed Leeks  cloud9:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2008, 09:32:49 AM »
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2008, 09:34:06 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2008, 09:28:15 AM
My bruvvers wife has insisted on me ...and the rest of the Growlers ...cooking summat for their/our tea this coming saturday....Jamie Oliver crap comp type thing, think I've mentioned it before in a previous rant.

Apparently "it's going to be ....fun", and I must join in with the frivolities. ::)

Errr, no it's not, and no I'm not going to. No bloody way. noooo:

If they want fun, they can come out with me into the woods like, and I'll cook a breakfast no problem, bloody southern softies

Take along some popping corn. The children will all love it, nobody can fvck it up and you'll leave your SiL's best saucepan burnt to buggery
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2008, 09:34:39 AM »
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #34 on: December 17, 2008, 01:56:27 PM »


Are hard times threatening your Christmas dinner? Well then, Peru has the answer: guinea pig.
Officials in the coastal Peruvian province of Callao hailed the Andean rodent as a low-cost, low-fat alternative to a traditional turkey Christmas dinner.

Guinea pigs can feed seven or eight for about £2, Callao official Mario Sanguinity said.

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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2008, 01:59:02 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2008, 01:56:27 PM


Are hard times threatening your Christmas dinner? Well then, Peru has the answer: guinea pig.
Officials in the coastal Peruvian province of Callao hailed the Andean rodent as a low-cost, low-fat alternative to a traditional turkey Christmas dinner.

Guinea pigs can feed seven or eight for about £2, Callao official Mario Sanguinity said.

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Feed seven or eight whats? Not people... unless they were on a hunger strike...  noooo:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2008, 02:35:37 PM »
Guinea Pig dinner for one




But I suspect that for £2 you can buy a lot of Guinea Pigs in Peru ~ apparently they are overrun with the little beggars.



More Recipes can be found: http://www.shelfordfeast.co.uk/guineapig.html
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2008, 02:38:41 PM »
You're right... it does say Guinea pigs for £2...
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2008, 02:44:57 PM »
Back on topic...

I posted all my Christmas cards this morning, all with nicely handwritten envelopes.  angel1
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2008, 02:45:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:38:41 PM
You're right... it does say Guinea pigs for £2...

You'd think they ought to be £1.05 each?
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2008, 02:46:21 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 02:45:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:38:41 PM
You're right... it does say Guinea pigs for £2...

You'd think they ought to be £1.05 each?
Quite so Darwin, quite so...

Twenty one shillings Wenchy... a Guinea...  ::)
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #41 on: December 17, 2008, 02:47:48 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 17, 2008, 02:44:57 PM
Back on topic...

I posted all my Christmas cards this morning, all with nicely handwritten envelopes.  angel1

Ours went last week ~
We are now getting the obvious "Shit ~ they've sent us a card, better send them one" replies  lol:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2008, 02:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 02:47:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 17, 2008, 02:44:57 PM
Back on topic...

I posted all my Christmas cards this morning, all with nicely handwritten envelopes.  angel1

Ours went last week ~
We are now getting the obvious "Shit ~ they've sent us a card, better send them one" replies  lol:
I bought LL a card today... my one contribution to Xmas...  whistle:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2008, 02:49:27 PM »
Better get one for Miss Piggy and the piglet!  whistle:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2008, 02:50:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:49:27 PM
Better get one for Miss Piggy and the piglet!  whistle:
Oh my giddy aunt...  confused:
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