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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2008, 08:40:45 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 17, 2008, 07:03:14 AM
Strangely enough, I never ventured out to see

But the turkey and stuffing sandwiches!?!?! Best bit of Christmas! eeek:

Indeed ~ but not until after Christmas day. Turkey this side of Christmas is just wrong.
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2008, 08:59:47 AM »
Well, I had turkey last Friday. Will be having turkey this weekend and then of course the main event next week. This year Mr Wench will have consumed five turkey meals.  noooo:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2008, 09:02:40 AM »
There is a sign outside a shop in Windsor high street...

"The Goose will be lean this year"

WTF?  Shrugs:

Is it some secret password like? I was thinking of going in and saying "Autumn comes early in the Urals" to see if they handed me a big fat envelope full of fivers like...?

BTW it is a wine shop...  rubschin:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2008, 09:04:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:02:40 AM
There is a sign outside a shop in Windsor high street...

"The Goose will be lean this year"

WTF?  Shrugs:

Is it some secret password like? I was thinking of going in and saying "Autumn comes early in the Urals" to see if they handed me a big fat envelope full of fivers like...?

BTW it is a wine shop...  rubschin:

Somebody nicked the "C".
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2008, 09:06:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:02:40 AM
There is a sign outside a shop in Windsor high street...

"The Goose will be lean this year"

WTF?  Shrugs:

Is it some secret password like? I was thinking of going in and saying "Autumn comes early in the Urals" to see if they handed me a big fat envelope full of fivers like...?

BTW it is a wine shop...  rubschin:

I have it on good authority that the phrase is "but the duck will be fluffy"  ;)
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2008, 09:07:48 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 08:59:47 AM
Well, I had turkey last Friday. Will be having turkey this weekend and then of course the main event next week. This year Mr Wench will have consumed five turkey meals.  noooo:

Poor Mr Wench ~ for once I feel sorry for him.

I ALWAYS managed to avoid the Turkey Dinner options at all business events (by pleading vegetarianism if necessary).
IMHO it completely ruins Christmas to start the Turkey and trimmings before the 25th.
We are having a multi bird roast (Duck Chicken and Pheasant) this Christmas Day but a 4 kilo turkey will be cooked as well, so that I can have cold turkey through to New Year. cloud9:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2008, 09:08:58 AM »
He choose to have turkey at all these events!  noooo:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2008, 09:09:25 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:08:58 AM
He choose to have turkey at all these events!  noooo:

He's Welsh ~ what do you expect. ::)
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2008, 09:09:38 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:06:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:02:40 AM
There is a sign outside a shop in Windsor high street...

"The Goose will be lean this year"

WTF?  Shrugs:

Is it some secret password like? I was thinking of going in and saying "Autumn comes early in the Urals" to see if they handed me a big fat envelope full of fivers like...?

BTW it is a wine shop...  rubschin:

I have it on good authority that the phrase is "but the duck will be fluffy"  ;)
Poor Fluffy...  sad24:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2008, 09:15:06 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 09:09:25 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:08:58 AM
He choose to have turkey at all these events!  noooo:

He's Welsh ~ what do you expect. ::)

Leek pie? ::)
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2008, 09:18:19 AM »
Leek pie  cloud9:

I'm cooking the turkey this weekend too.  noooo:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2008, 09:21:39 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:18:19 AM
Leek pie  cloud9:

I'm cooking the turkey this weekend too.  noooo:

I was only messin' actually. eeek:

Leek  sick2: pie?

Summat not right there.
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2008, 09:27:16 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2008, 09:21:39 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:18:19 AM
Leek pie  cloud9:

I'm cooking the turkey this weekend too.  noooo:

I was only messin' actually. eeek:

Leek  sick2: pie?

Summat not right there.
It would be about three feet long... how would it fit in the oven like...?  rubschin:
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2008, 09:28:15 AM »
My bruvvers wife has insisted on me ...and the rest of the Growlers ...cooking summat for their/our tea this coming saturday....Jamie Oliver crap comp type thing, think I've mentioned it before in a previous rant.

Apparently "it's going to be ....fun", and I must join in with the frivolities. ::)

Errr, no it's not, and no I'm not going to. No bloody way. noooo:

If they want fun, they can come out with me into the woods like, and I'll cook a breakfast no problem, bloody southern softies
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Re: A Seasonal Rant
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2008, 09:30:59 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:27:16 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2008, 09:21:39 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:18:19 AM
Leek pie  cloud9:

I'm cooking the turkey this weekend too.  noooo:

I was only messin' actually. eeek:

Leek  sick2: pie?

Summat not right there.
It would be about three feet long... how would it fit in the oven like...?  rubschin:

I dunno. Fold it in arf p'raps?
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