Shopping in Windsor

[Barman]

Why do you think that most of us do our shopping on the internet? 

Well... yes... I just though Sony shop, pay a bit more but get the right thing like... 

And as I said, Macky-D in Cyprus is pristine... Windsor was disgusting... luckily I didn't need the bog, I'd prolly be dead now... 

And the point is... in times of hardship and competition from t'intermog these places should excel, they should be places of excellence, not shite holes... 

[Snoopy]

Nobody can be bothered anymore. 12 years of nulabour is what has finished us.

[Barman]

Nobody can be bothered anymore. 12 years of nulabour is what has finished us.

Indeed... 

[GROWLER]

And eat at home.



TBH BM most of the decent folks either stay at home or have one or two (at most) selected places to go to eat/drink that they can trust to maintain their standards.

Precisely Snoops. Spoken werd perfect.

Went here last night...again. http://cilcaintoday.delfryndesign.co.uk/page27.html


Under the shadow of 'me 'ill'

Fantastic ales, gorgeous home freshly cooked basic grub, delectable puddings, and a proper roaring log fire. Bloody blissfull.

Oh, and the landlord  is one grumpy bad tempered bastard too, so me and me bessy mate get on with him like a bloody 'ouse on fire'.

[Just One More]

I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... 

You'll need to take out a mortgage

http://www.legoland.co.uk/planyourvisit/ticketsandprices/TICKETS.htm 

[Barman]

I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... 

You'll need to take out a mortgage

http://www.legoland.co.uk/planyourvisit/ticketsandprices/TICKETS.htm 

[Darwins Selection]

I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... 

You'll need to take out a mortgage

http://www.legoland.co.uk/planyourvisit/ticketsandprices/TICKETS.htm 

Guess where the grandchildren won't be going at Easter?

[Barman]

I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... 

You'll need to take out a mortgage

http://www.legoland.co.uk/planyourvisit/ticketsandprices/TICKETS.htm 

Guess where the grandchildren won't be going at Easter?

Buy them a box of Lego and lock them in the garage - hey presto! Their very own Legoland... 

[GROWLER]

GULP!

HOW MUCH?!

IIRC it cost about 50 quid for a family of 4 Growlers back in '01.
Bloody stratospheric prices they are now.

[Barman]

Anyhooo...

So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...

Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...

And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... 

[GROWLER]

Anyhooo...

So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...

Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...

And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... 

Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.

[Barman]

Anyhooo...

So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...

Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...

And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... 

Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.

[GROWLER]

Anyhooo...

So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...

Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...

And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... 

Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.

Oh. Sorry then. I thought they were the same outfit like.

[Barman]

Anyhooo...

So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...

Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...

And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... 

Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.

Oh. Sorry then. I thought they were the same outfit like.

I don't think soooo! 

[GROWLER]

Anyhooo...

So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...

Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...

And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... 

Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.

Oh. Sorry then. I thought they were the same outfit like.

I don't think soooo! 

Well I bow to your superior knowledge then, as mine is extremely limited on anything to do with shops/shopping.