Shopping in Windsor

[Barman]

Anyhooo...

So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...

Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...

And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... 

Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.

Oh. Sorry then. I thought they were the same outfit like.

I don't think soooo! 

Well I bow to your superior knowledge then, as mine is extremely limited on anything to do with shops/shopping.

We'll ask Wenchy... 

[GROWLER]

I took one of approx 3 annual visits to the world famous
 Cheshire JOaks last night, and lasted about 45 minutes before I really did start feeling ill.
Swimming head and faint, I just HAD to get out of the rancid chav filled shell suit wearing vile stinking of burgers and cheap girlie perfume shit hole.

Can someone PLEASE explain to me how exactly they can derive ANY sort of  pleasure whatsoever out of shopping?
A visit to the hospital comes close in terms of pleasure on this one.

I'll have to go back now too, as I only managed to purchase one pressie before my rapid escape.

[Barman]

I took one of approx 3 annual visits to the world famous
 Cheshire JOaks last night, and lasted about 45 minutes before I really did start feeling ill.
Swimming head and faint, I just HAD to get out of the rancid chav filled shell suit wearing vile stinking of burgers and cheap girlie perfume shit hole.

Can someone PLEASE explain to me how exactly they can derive ANY sort of  pleasure whatsoever out of shopping?
A visit to the hospital comes close in terms of pleasure on this one.

I'll have to go back now too, as I only managed to purchase one pressie before my rapid escape.

I agree...

Even going in The Sony Shop yesterday was a disappointment... You'd imagine a place like that would be buzzing with all the latest high tech gadgetry, PS3, High Definition movies platings out at ear splitting levels, etc. but no... they don't even know how the bloody stuff works like... 

As for the rest of the shops, the assistants should all have been taken out and hanged apart from those in Waitrose...

[Barman]

I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... 

[GROWLER]

I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... 

Luuuuuuvlee!

Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it?

[Barman]

I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... 

Luuuuuuvlee!

Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it?

I dunno... 

I do know that between me in Windsor and the shop in Slough are 843 sets of traffic lights and 64 speed cameras... I'll have to be very careful like... 

[GROWLER]

It's not even the shop assistants that do my head in, only they're generally bad enough, no, it's a sort of 'shop claustraphopbia' that seems to effect me.
Far too much stuff to look at when you don't actually know what you're looking for, and a sort of panic sets in. Horrible feeling, and I really did feel as though I was going to keel over.
Youmg Growler jnr was with me fortunately.

[GROWLER]

I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... 

Luuuuuuvlee!

Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it?

I dunno... 

I do know that between me in Windsor and the shop in Slough are 843 sets of traffic lights and 64 speed cameras... I'll have to be very careful like... 

The epicenter of all things archticeturally beautful ey?

[Barman]

I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... 

Luuuuuuvlee!

Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it?

I dunno... 

I do know that between me in Windsor and the shop in Slough are 843 sets of traffic lights and 64 speed cameras... I'll have to be very careful like... 

The epicenter of all things archticeturally beautful ey?

Fortunatelt, B and bloody long Q is on the outskirts of the town so I don't have to venture into the foetid centre... That would prolly send me heading for the Cyprus Airways ticket office... 

[barmisspah?]

I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... 

Think yourself lucky you only visit once/twice a year. I live in a village halfway between there and Uxbridge  ohh the choice !
Luuuuuuvlee!

Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it?

I dunno... 

I do know that between me in Windsor and the shop in Slough are 843 sets of traffic lights and 64 speed cameras... I'll have to be very careful like... 

The epicenter of all things archticeturally beautful ey?

Fortunatelt, B and bloody long Q is on the outskirts of the town so I don't have to venture into the foetid centre... That would prolly send me heading for the Cyprus Airways ticket office... 

[Tinkerbell]

Oh it does sound like you're having a WONDERFUL time BM...  you risk turning into one of those ...now what do they call them?????? .......
As for me...I had a great trip back to ole blighty... came back with a wonderful gift from my 20 month old grandson....the nastiest virus in the UK!! Still can't speak 2 weeks later (great says Mr T), am 'hacking' for England Cyprus, my pension's over €110 light because of the CRISIS.. and am I pleased I up and left...... well since you ask  ????? 

And no...the sun is not shining over here!!!

But I do have 4 numbers on the bingo!!!
 

[Barman]

Sun not shining??? 

Oh I forgot... I brought it over here with me... it'll be back on the 29th... 

[Tinkerbell]

Sun's back.... did you post some back? Stalin's favourite Russian ballerina died..... too old!! ('spec that's in the relevant link but haven't been there yet!!)
Have fun....

[Barman]

Sun's back.... did you post some back? Stalin's favourite Russian ballerina died..... too old!! ('spec that's in the relevant link but haven't been there yet!!)
Have fun....

I e-mailed some to you... 

[Tinkerbell]

really???? Eaten by the interwebby monster then, 'cause not arrived this end, but thanks for the thought. I've just tried a test from v.tinkerbell... got confirmation, but it's never arrived. Need to check from hotmail account..will report back.