TG I suggest you don't let the Mrs read this

[Grumpmeister]

I saw something in the news about this place last night/this morning. A temple in Thailand with tame tigers. You can feed them. pet them, hell even take them for a walk.  I really want to visit here

http://www.tigertemplethailand.com/tours_tiger_temple_thailand.html

[Darwins Selection]

I saw something in the news about this place last night/this morning. A temple in Thailand with tame tigers. You can feed them. pet them, hell even take them for a walk.  I really want to visit here

http://www.tigertemplethailand.com/tours_tiger_temple_thailand.html

A few minutes later. . .

[GROWLER]

 

Crazy though. Leave 'em in the wild to entertain us chasing Wilderbeast I say.

[Grumpmeister]

These tigers wouldnt have survived in the wild Growler, they are all orphaned at a young age because of poaching and were brought to the temple as cubs. These tigers probably wouldnt last if they were set free but the long term idea is to release later generations back into the wild.

[Darwins Selection]

These tigers wouldnt have survived in the wild Growler, they are all orphaned at a young age because of poaching and were brought to the temple as cubs. These tigers probably wouldnt last if they were set free but the long term idea is to release later generations back into the wild.

Poached tiger eh?

I should have thought they were a bit stringy for that, a nice slow casserole would be better.

[Just One More]

These tigers wouldnt have survived in the wild Growler, they are all orphaned at a young age because of poaching and were brought to the temple as cubs. These tigers probably wouldnt last if they were set free but the long term idea is to release later generations back into the wild.

Poached tiger eh?

I should have thought they were a bit stringy for that, a nice slow casserole would be better.

Four hours on a light simmer should do it

[Barman]

These tigers wouldnt have survived in the wild Growler, they are all orphaned at a young age because of poaching and were brought to the temple as cubs. These tigers probably wouldnt last if they were set free but the long term idea is to release later generations back into the wild.

Poached tiger eh?

I should have thought they were a bit stringy for that, a nice slow casserole would be better.

Four hours on a light simmer should do it

[Darwins Selection]

These tigers wouldnt have survived in the wild Growler, they are all orphaned at a young age because of poaching and were brought to the temple as cubs. These tigers probably wouldnt last if they were set free but the long term idea is to release later generations back into the wild.

Poached tiger eh?

I should have thought they were a bit stringy for that, a nice slow casserole would be better.

Four hours on a light simmer should do it

[TG]

Good grief! She would want to bring one home then moan when it ate the new sofa. 

Mind you, the fvcking kitten would prolly bully it into a quivering wreck within a week.

[Barman]

Good grief! She would want to bring one home then moan when it ate the new sofa. 

Mind you, the fvcking kitten would prolly bully it into a quivering wreck within a week.

How is the fucking kitten...? 

[TG]

Good grief! She would want to bring one home then moan when it ate the new sofa. 

Mind you, the fvcking kitten would prolly bully it into a quivering wreck within a week.

How is the fucking kitten...? 

Still alive.

[Barman]

Good grief! She would want to bring one home then moan when it ate the new sofa. 

Mind you, the fvcking kitten would prolly bully it into a quivering wreck within a week.

How is the fucking kitten...? 

Still alive.

Poor you...

How 'bout the PS3?

I got my Blu-Ray player the other day... have I mentioned it like...? 

[TG]

Good grief! She would want to bring one home then moan when it ate the new sofa. 

Mind you, the fvcking kitten would prolly bully it into a quivering wreck within a week.

How is the fucking kitten...? 

Still alive.

Poor you...

How 'bout the PS3?

I got my Blu-Ray player the other day... have I mentioned it like...? 

You have.

PS3 is still lovely and Santa should bring me something new to play on it. 

[Barman]

Good grief! She would want to bring one home then moan when it ate the new sofa. 

Mind you, the fvcking kitten would prolly bully it into a quivering wreck within a week.

How is the fucking kitten...? 

Still alive.

Poor you...

How 'bout the PS3?

I got my Blu-Ray player the other day... have I mentioned it like...? 

You have.

PS3 is still lovely and Santa should bring me something new to play on it. 

A movie...? 

[TG]

Good grief! She would want to bring one home then moan when it ate the new sofa. 

Mind you, the fvcking kitten would prolly bully it into a quivering wreck within a week.

How is the fucking kitten...? 

Still alive.

Poor you...

How 'bout the PS3?

I got my Blu-Ray player the other day... have I mentioned it like...? 

You have.

PS3 is still lovely and Santa should bring me something new to play on it. 

A movie...? 

A Blu-Ray copy of Mama Mia turned up in the post yesterday.  I suspect I bought that out of my redundo whilst sleepwalking or similar.

I will be getting Fallout 3 if gawd is in his heaven.