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Offline Barman

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Hats
« on: December 19, 2008, 06:59:29 PM »
LL has been out shopping in Windsor today and bought three hats... plus some 'fascinators' from a shop that was closing down like...  eeek:

She's only worn a hat twice in her life and now she has three new ones... WTF?  rubschin:
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Re: Hats
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 07:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 19, 2008, 06:59:29 PM
LL has been out shopping in Windsor today and bought three hats... plus some 'fascinators' from a shop that was closing down like...  eeek:

She's only worn a hat twice in her life and now she has three new ones... WTF?  rubschin:

To wear at 3 Christenings?














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Re: Hats
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 07:19:32 PM »
It's a woman thing ~ just go with it.











Brownie points can be earned by asking her to try them on and by admiring her in them if you get my drift  eyes:
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Re: Hats
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 07:22:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 19, 2008, 07:19:32 PM
It's a woman thing ~ just go with it.

Brownie points can be earned by asking her to try them on and by admiring her in them if you get my drift  eyes:

Especially if that is all she is wearing.  eyes:
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Re: Hats
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 07:27:58 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 07:22:49 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 19, 2008, 07:19:32 PM
It's a woman thing ~ just go with it.

Brownie points can be earned by asking her to try them on and by admiring her in them if you get my drift  eyes:

Especially if that is all she is wearing.  eyes:

And the shoes she plans to wear the hats with eyes: eyes: eyes:

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Re: Hats
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2008, 07:24:31 AM »
How are we even going to get them home...?  noooo:
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Re: Hats
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2008, 07:37:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:24:31 AM
How are we even going to get them home...?  noooo:

Well you could wear one, she the other, and 'lose' the last one.
Help keep your baldy 'ed warm too.

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Re: Hats
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 07:38:36 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 20, 2008, 07:37:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:24:31 AM
How are we even going to get them home...?  noooo:

Well you could wear one, she the other, and 'lose' the last one.
Help keep your baldy 'ed warm too.

Sorted. happy088

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rubschin:

Apart from looking ridiculous I can see no flaw in your logic...
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Re: Hats
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2008, 07:45:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:38:36 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 20, 2008, 07:37:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:24:31 AM
How are we even going to get them home...?  noooo:

Well you could wear one, she the other, and 'lose' the last one.
Help keep your baldy 'ed warm too.

Sorted. happy088

Every cloud ey, every cloud......
rubschin:

Apart from looking ridiculous I can see no flaw in your logic...

Well put one of her frocks on too then, and travel 'ome as a tranny?

Only trying to help solve your predicament like. sad32:

OK then, just 'lose' all of them?

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Re: Hats
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2008, 07:47:31 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 20, 2008, 07:45:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:38:36 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 20, 2008, 07:37:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:24:31 AM
How are we even going to get them home...?  noooo:

Well you could wear one, she the other, and 'lose' the last one.
Help keep your baldy 'ed warm too.

Sorted. happy088

Every cloud ey, every cloud......
rubschin:

Apart from looking ridiculous I can see no flaw in your logic...

Well put one of her frocks on too then, and travel 'ome as a tranny?

Only trying to help solve your predicament like. sad32:

OK then, just 'lose' all of them?


Tranny eh...  rubschin:


No, fuck it... we'll lose them....  ;D
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Re: Hats
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2008, 07:49:13 AM »
BTW... how much do you think you would have to pay for an 'at like...?
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Re: Hats
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2008, 07:59:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:49:13 AM
BTW... how much do you think you would have to pay for an 'at like...?

Dunno. Shrugs:
 Don't really pay any attention to wimmins stuff tbh, but seem to remember them costing a fortune even back in the 60's when me mum would spend bloody hours dragging me around Lewis's in L'pool trying every 'at in the store on. ::)
20 snotters each p'raps? eeek:

Bloody waste imo anyway. I mean, you...they...only wear them for weddings christenings and funerals these days...unless your over 65, in which case it then bacomes permissable to wear one of those wooly 'daft twats 'ats'

Mmmm...1,2,3. rubschin:
 She not telling you something...especially the last one? Black per chance?
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Re: Hats
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2008, 08:07:32 AM »
No, none of them black...  noooo:

Bare in mind these are little wispy bits of material and feathers like... not a safety device made out of carbon fibre/kevlar/titanium hat might save your life if a brick fell on yer 'ed...

Fifteen quid each!  eeek:

I thought she was mad but the sticker price was a hundred and fifty quid - for an 'at like!  noooo:

I'm in the wrong business, I really am... sod climbing up ladders when you can get a hundred and fifty quid for a little bit of lace worth 25p...

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Re: Hats
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2008, 09:19:24 AM »
I don't like hats.

The only hats that I will wear are big thick wolly things for when the temperatures are sub zero - not a common occurrence.

The only other use for a hat is for when your hair is a state and you can't be arsed to wash / style it.

Some people look great in them but I'm afraid I'm not one of them cry:
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Re: Hats
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2008, 09:23:45 AM »
I imagine LL would look good in a hat. As Miss D says some women do and some don't. My own lady wears hats most days. Not the silly sorts of bits of feather etc you see at Ascot but none the less she owns about 20 hats.
Yes ~They can be expensive and no doubt LL's logic was that far from spending £45 she has saved £405.
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