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Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« on: December 20, 2008, 06:16:35 PM »
What are the three fastest means of communication?

1) Television

2) Telephone

3) Tellawoman
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 06:17:04 PM »
What should you give a woman who has everything?

A man to show her how to work it.

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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 06:17:38 PM »
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 06:19:34 PM »
Why is a kitchen sink set at the height it is?

To rest her tits on.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 06:22:10 PM »
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2008, 06:22:54 PM »
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2008, 06:24:44 PM »
Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 07:02:28 PM »
What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, you've told her once already...
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2008, 08:59:12 AM »
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 09:54:03 AM »
 eeek:

You lot get a bit mental when I'm away for too long!
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 10:03:40 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 22, 2008, 09:54:03 AM
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You lot get a bit mental when I'm away for too long!
Snoopy started it all off like...  redface:
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 10:10:21 AM »
Why do women fake orgasms ?

Because they think men care.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2008, 10:13:32 AM »
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2008, 10:14:16 AM »
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2008, 10:14:34 AM »
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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