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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2008, 10:15:25 AM »
How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2008, 10:16:52 AM »
I am considering breaking friends with you!
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2008, 10:17:37 AM »
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..

It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2008, 10:18:41 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 22, 2008, 10:16:52 AM
I am considering breaking friends with you!

You'll like this one:

Women will never be equal to men........ until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2008, 10:23:20 AM »
That one is true.  noooo:
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2008, 10:26:28 AM »
Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2008, 10:29:04 AM »
Why do men pass wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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Re: Wimmin ~ Tsk!
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2008, 10:37:39 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 22, 2008, 10:29:04 AM
Why do men pass wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.


I don't think that is the case chez wench.  redface:
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