Andrew Marr Show

[Barman]

WTF?

Did anybody see it this am...?

For some bloody reason the cameraman felt the need to continually move the bloody thing around... it was a simple interview with two people and Marr (the newspaper review I think). They had one camera on Marr, one close up on the two 'reviewers' and one for the long shot...

Every time they cut to the long shot the cameraman found the need to move the camera from left to right or vice versa... it was like it was being filmed on a rolling ship.

What an absolute arsewipe, the cameraman, producer, director alike.. and Marr probleee... 

[Snoopy]

Your last sentence tells you why I have only ever watched the programme once.

[Barman]

Your last sentence tells you why I have only ever watched the programme once.

I've never seen it before either but it was on like...

Made me feel a bit sea sick actually... 

[Snoopy]

That sort of camera work is what they describe as "Edgy" and is very fashionable. Gets on my tits TBH.

[Barman]

That sort of camera work is what they describe as "Edgy" and is very fashionable. Gets on my tits TBH.

Agreed...

Some employment thing I guess... they could have had one bloke set up three cameras and then fuck off for the rest of the day... this way somebody has to stand behind the thing and shift it about...

I find it impossible to watch Dragon's Den now for the same reason...

Useless bunch of tossers...

[Pastis]

That sort of camera work is what they describe as "Edgy" and is very fashionable. Gets on my tits TBH.

Agreed...

Some employment thing I guess... they could have had one bloke set up three cameras and then fuck off for the rest of the day... this way somebody has to stand behind the thing and shift it about...

I find it impossible to watch Dragon's Den now for the same reason...

Useless bunch of tossers...

All the more reason to watch something like HIGNFY where, on Friday (repeated Saturday) Clarkson drew blood from Hislop with a hurled biro   

I'd quite like to see blood being drawn on QT or PM's Q's frankly ... 

[Barman]

I thought it was the best HIGNFY that I've ever seen! 

[Pastis]

Indeed. One of the best 

[GROWLER]

That sort of camera work is what they describe as "Edgy" and is very fashionable. Gets on my tits TBH.

I find it impossible to watch Dragon's Den now for the same reason...

Useless bunch of tossers...

Will you watch it when I'm on?

[Barman]

That sort of camera work is what they describe as "Edgy" and is very fashionable. Gets on my tits TBH.

I find it impossible to watch Dragon's Den now for the same reason...

Useless bunch of tossers...

Will you watch it when I'm on?

Yes, but don't fuck up your presentation and embarrass us all... 

[Uncle Mort]

That sort of camera work is what they describe as "Edgy" and is very fashionable. Gets on my tits TBH.

I find it impossible to watch Dragon's Den now for the same reason...

Useless bunch of tossers...

Will you watch it when I'm on?

Yes, but don't fuck up your presentation and embarrass us all... 

Here, here!

I find it unwatchable ~ partly because of the embarrasment factor.

[Barman]

That sort of camera work is what they describe as "Edgy" and is very fashionable. Gets on my tits TBH.

I find it impossible to watch Dragon's Den now for the same reason...

Useless bunch of tossers...

Will you watch it when I'm on?

Yes, but don't fuck up your presentation and embarrass us all... 

Here, here!

I find it unwatchable ~ partly because of the embarrasment factor.

Agreed...

It is another one of those stupid rules they introduce on these shows for no reason whatsoever...

Why can't they take notes?

You are prepared to let the world's greatest invention walk out of the door because the guy isn't comfortable presenting and can't remember his net profit from year #1? Ridiculous.

 

[GROWLER]

I'll have it all written on me mitts like.

Seriously, I'd love to go on, but I don't know if I could take any possible flak off them without losing me rag like.

[Barman]

I'll have it all written on me mitts like.

Seriously, I'd love to go on, but I don't know if I could take any possible flak off them without losing me rag like.

I reckon the chances of getting the cash are quite slim - largely because they are (IMHO) a bunch of self opinionated arseholes on the whole like...

However, the chance of getting nationwide publicity for your product/service are huge... I think too few people realise that if they come on the show covered in branding, with a memorable logo, easy to remember web address, etc. you can get millions of £s of advertising for free... I remember that oriental bird that had the car leasing company - she clearly didn't want the money but got fantastic nationwide coverage...

IMHO like... 

[GROWLER]

I'll have it all written on me mitts like.

Seriously, I'd love to go on, but I don't know if I could take any possible flak off them without losing me rag like.

I reckon the chances of getting the cash are quite slim - largely because they are (IMHO) a bunch of self opinionated arseholes on the whole like...

However, the chance of getting nationwide publicity for your product/service are huge... I think too few people realise that if they come on the show covered in branding, with a memorable logo, easy to remember web address, etc. you can get millions of £s of advertising for free... I remember that oriental bird that had the car leasing company - she clearly didn't want the money but got fantastic nationwide coverage...

IMHO like... 

Spot on oh wise one.
I remember her too. Cheeky little bitch iirc.

Once aqgain, seriously like, I'm going to need someone with a approx 50k to invest to get my company to the level me and the landowner would like to see it at, and I'm damned certain it WILL reach an acceptable level IF I can raise that kind of dosh.
I'm NOT taking out any expensive business loans though. Too bloody risky if it did go tits up, and todays current climate especially, that's a (miniscule granted) risk that I'm not preprared to take on solely my own undertaking.