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Re: Bored
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2008, 02:01:34 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 30, 2008, 01:51:56 PM
This morning I have been to the dump, to offload all the boxes, wrapping paper etc. and then some shopping. Now I am bored.

Should I go to the real pub?
No, stay here and entertain us...
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Re: Bored
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2008, 02:07:08 PM »
I was a bit short of cash yesterday, so I decided to mug an old Granny.

"Give me your purse or you're Geography!" I shouted.

"Don't you mean History?" she replied...




















"Don't change the subject!" I yelled back.

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Re: Bored
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2008, 02:08:08 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 30, 2008, 02:07:08 PM
I was a bit short of cash yesterday, so I decided to mug an old Granny.

"Give me your purse or you're Geography!" I shouted.

"Don't you mean History?" she replied...




















"Don't change the subject!" I yelled back.


doh:

Perhaps you should go up the real pub after all...
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Re: Bored
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2008, 02:08:53 PM »
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Re: Bored
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2008, 02:11:29 PM »
Whilst I was in Asda, I noticed the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again.


The stock market's gone crazy...
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Re: Bored
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2008, 02:12:11 PM »
The real pub was so busy yesterday, that the staff had time to play cards and hangman!
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Re: Bored
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2008, 02:12:31 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 30, 2008, 02:11:29 PM
Whilst I was in Asda, I noticed the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again.


The stock market's gone crazy...
noooo:

How many Christmas cracker jokes have you got...?
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Re: Bored
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2008, 02:13:03 PM »
A bloke keeps ringing me up singing "Prince Charming" and "Stand and Deliver".

I tell him to fvck off, but he's Adamant...
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Re: Bored
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2008, 02:13:50 PM »
Has someone been on the Export already?
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Re: Bored
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2008, 02:15:56 PM »
Aaaw poor old Andrew Sachs. You've got to feel for him haven't you? He's a lovely little fella whose never offended anyone.

Oh, apart from the entire fvcking population of Spain during the Seventies, the hypocritical c*nt.
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Re: Bored
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2008, 02:19:29 PM »
I was woken up by the bulimic in the flat above last night.

I banged on the roof and shouted "For fvck's sake keep it down love!".
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Re: Bored
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2008, 02:19:39 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 30, 2008, 02:15:56 PM
Aaaw poor old Andrew Sachs. You've got to feel for him haven't you? He's a lovely little fella whose never offended anyone.

Oh, apart from the entire fvcking population of Spain during the Seventies, the hypocritical c*nt.
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2008, 02:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2008, 02:19:39 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 30, 2008, 02:15:56 PM
Aaaw poor old Andrew Sachs. You've got to feel for him haven't you? He's a lovely little fella whose never offended anyone.

Oh, apart from the entire fvcking population of Spain during the Seventies, the hypocritical c*nt.
lol: lol: lol:

You don't see that in a cracker  ;D
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Re: Bored
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2008, 02:23:04 PM »
My ex-girlfriend was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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Re: Bored
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2008, 02:27:19 PM »
The other day I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a little rucksack, then I went up the Lake District. I walked for about five miles then I stopped and sat on a stone wall watching the clouds whilst I had a cup of coffee from my flask. Then I walked another five miles and stopped by a river and had some more coffee from the flask. I then walked about seven miles and ....oh, fvcking hell, I'm rambling...
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