Warning labels

[Misunderstood]

Do you rattle if moved suddenly?

   You guessed!  Everyone thinks my bearings have gone.    

Ball or roller?

Balls!  Rollers are far too modern for me.      

[Boozehag]

I feel utterly wretched today and it took over an hour to get them all down,  sometimes I'm tempted to throw them all out and to hell with the consequences.

You feel like the morning after and you haven't even been anywhere? 
It's a sad sad day when you realise that your medicine cabinet is too small Bouncer 

[Snoopy]

I understand what Bouncer means about taking the pills etc. There is a recognised "syndrome" but I cannot remember what it is called. Anyway I too often spend an hour staring at a handful of pills thinking "Must I?". I usually do end up taking them but sometimes it seems an awful effort and of course you just know that to do the job they are designed for they will also have some other effect on you as well. Every day you have to agree to accept the side effects as the price to be paid. It's a constant trade-off that sometimes you win and sometimes you don't. When you don't "they" give you something else to try and that brings a whole new set of side effects. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Warning labels on condoms?  What, like do not put over your head or something?

[Darwins Selection]

Warning labels on condoms?  What, like do not put over your head or something?

Unless you are planning an underwater bank robbery of course.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Thank God you cleared that up, I was beginning to suffocate.