Buying stuff online

[Nick]

Dead easy. Painless. CHeap. Gets delivered to your door. Wonderful.

UNLESS YOUR NAME IS MRS NICK AND YOU SPEND HOURS FAFFING ABOUT TRYING TO REINSURE YOUR CAR AND BUY SOME PENS AND END UP CLICKING MOUSE BUTTONS LIKE A DEMENTED CASTANET PLAYER AND FVCK UP THE COMPUTER AND LOSE EVERYTHING AND ENTER YOUR DETAILS ALL WRONG AND ASK ME HOW TO DO IT PROPER LIKE AND THEN TELL ME I AM INTERFERING AND THEN WATCH ME STORM OFF 

[GROWLER]

I've had that here with Mrs Growler too. 

Why do they have this need to buy shite online?
Easier to get it from the shops imo, and you can see it before you purchase too.

Internet shopping IS utter shite imo, and is one of the main reasons for so many high street names going tits up.

[Bar Wench]

Mr Wench is the same. I've just had to sort out one of my Christmas presents that he has somehow managed to screw up.

Personally I love internet shopping, no people, no sales "assistants", no outdoors. I sit and with a few clicks of the mouse everything I want is delivered to my door. 

[Nick]

sHE HAS JUST BOUGHT 600 RED FELT TIP PENS 

I sorted out the effing car insurance 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Nick]

She is an idiot 

[Bar Wench]

How many did she want?

[Nick]

I have no idea, but this lot cost almost £200. Who the fvck needs 600 red pens?!

[Bar Wench]

 


You are aware that cancelling an internet order is pretty easy.

[Nick]

I will let her werk that out 

[Barman]

Personally I love internet shopping, no people, no sales "assistants", no outdoors. I sit and with a few clicks of the mouse everything I want is delivered to my door. 

Seconded Wenchy...

Most sales 'assistants' know fuck all about their product these days anyway...

[Bar Wench]

You are still better about the sony store incident aren't you. 

[Just One More]

Give me internet shopping anyday. No driving, no circling like a vulture looking for a car parking space, no jostling(sp?) down the aisles, no numpty assistants, no screaming brats, no queuing at the tills, no queuing to get out of the car parks (the radio were reporting 2 hours in Portsmouth and one hour in Reading at the weekend), goods delivered to the door (one interrupted my posting this message), or get it delivered to work if you're not around. That's my idea of shopping

[Barman]

You are still better about the sony store incident aren't you. 

Yes! 

[Bar Wench]

Give me internet shopping anyday. No driving, no circling like a vulture looking for a car parking space, no jostling(sp?) down the aisles, no numpty assistants, no screaming brats, no queuing at the tills, no queuing to get out of the car parks (the radio were reporting 2 hours in Portsmouth and one hour in Reading at the weekend), goods delivered to the door (one interrupted my posting this message), or get it delivered to work if you're not around. That's my idea of shopping

All my stuff comes to work, apart from the food shopping. Breaks the day up a bit!