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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2009, 09:24:50 AM »
I see you are leaking bits of truth at last in preparation for Miss D's cruel but accurate diary of her visit
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2009, 09:27:25 AM »
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Until 3.03?
'Bout that... on a good day like...  surrender:


As long as that ehh is your nose growing?  char048
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2009, 09:29:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2009, 09:24:50 AM
I see you are leaking bits of truth at last in preparation for Miss D's cruel but accurate diary of her visit

The Barman leaks? eeek: 
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2009, 10:04:58 AM »
We don't like to mention it. We certainly haven't told him  Shrugs:
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2009, 10:37:31 AM »
Probably best not to, men of a certain age can get upset about that sort of thing, there are products on the market that can prevent those embarrassing little stains...







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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #65 on: February 20, 2009, 10:40:38 AM »
I do not leak!  evil:
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #66 on: February 20, 2009, 11:06:01 AM »
No I'm sure that you don't, honestly I am, no seriously I believe you. ;D






Can be bought on line. ;)
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #67 on: February 20, 2009, 11:18:27 AM »
This may explain my bewildering encounter with that Asian chemist so many years ago  rubschin:
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #68 on: February 20, 2009, 11:22:34 AM »
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This may explain my bewildering encounter with that Asian chemist so many years ago  rubschin:
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #69 on: February 20, 2009, 11:27:06 AM »
Oh goody is it 'story time' now? That's even better than dressing up time.  ;D
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #70 on: February 20, 2009, 11:28:05 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2009, 11:27:06 AM
Oh goody is it 'story time' now? That's even better than dressing up time.  ;D
What do you dress up as...?
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #71 on: February 20, 2009, 11:28:20 AM »
Mrs Nick being unwell she sent me out to buy (cough) some sanitary towels. There are about 10 billion different sorts. I was staring helplessly at the shop display and the male assistant asked if he could help.

I said I needed some sanitary towels

He said, 'For a lady?'

We both sort of froze, and I left empty handed  redface:

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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #72 on: February 20, 2009, 11:32:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2009, 11:28:20 AM
Mrs Nick being unwell she sent me out to buy (cough) some sanitary towels. There are about 10 billion different sorts. I was staring helplessly at the shop display and the male assistant asked if he could help.

I said I needed some sanitary towels

He said, 'For a lady?'

We both sort of froze, and I left empty handed  redface:


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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #73 on: February 20, 2009, 11:42:41 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2009, 11:28:05 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2009, 11:27:06 AM
Oh goody is it 'story time' now? That's even better than dressing up time.  ;D
What do you dress up as...?

I'd like to be able to say as this....


But it usually ends up like this! noooo:



I really must try harder!
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Re: Buying stuff online
« Reply #74 on: February 20, 2009, 11:44:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2009, 11:42:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2009, 11:28:05 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2009, 11:27:06 AM
Oh goody is it 'story time' now? That's even better than dressing up time.  ;D
What do you dress up as...?

I'd like to be able to say as this....


But it usually ends up like this! noooo:



I really must try harder!

Front or back end...?  whistle:
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