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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2009, 01:48:13 PM »
I am a nice, a very nice man, and clean too. I also have a post office saving book
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #46 on: January 02, 2009, 01:49:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 02, 2009, 01:46:16 PM
But she wouldn't find a nice man there

yes but I would still have another 7 months to achieve that objective  ;)
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #47 on: January 02, 2009, 01:54:07 PM »
If you converted to lesbianism I could let you have Mrs Nick cheap, like
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #48 on: January 02, 2009, 01:55:38 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 02, 2009, 01:48:13 PM
I am a nice, a very nice man, and clean too. I also have a post office saving book

I am not interested in your money ( I am not that kind of girl  eeek:) . To qualify as being a nice man you just need to be
genuine
affectionate
funny
hard working etc
it's not such a tall order really  sad24:

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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2009, 02:07:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 02, 2009, 01:54:07 PM
If you converted to lesbianism I could let you have Mrs Nick cheap, like

Kind and generous though your offer is  eeek: - you would miss her far too much if you sold her, whatever price she fetched.

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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2009, 02:14:46 PM »
Five pounds and she's yours.

Ok, four
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2009, 02:21:50 PM »
I've told you - I'm looking to lose pounds not gain them  eeek:
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2009, 02:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2009, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 02, 2009, 01:48:13 PM
I am a nice, a very nice man, and clean too. I also have a post office saving book

I am not interested in your money ( I am not that kind of girl  eeek:) . To qualify as being a nice man you just need to be
genuine
affectionate
funny
hard working etc
it's not such a tall order really  sad24:



I suspect available single (as in unencumbered by wife) would be an asset.
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2009, 02:38:51 PM »
I had hoped 'genuine' would cover that Snoops  cry:
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2009, 02:40:04 PM »
Leave nothing to chance Miss D ~ the only thing most men are genuine about is their desire to explore inside your underwear.
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2009, 02:45:43 PM »
 rubschin:

genuine happy088
affectionate happy088
funny happy088
hard working etc happy088

 whistle:
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2009, 02:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2009, 02:45:43 PM
rubschin:

genuine happy088
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funny happy088
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AND HAPPILY MARRIED
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2009, 03:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2009, 02:57:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2009, 02:45:43 PM
rubschin:

genuine happy088
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funny happy088
hard working etc happy088

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AND HAPPILY MARRIED TO LL
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #58 on: January 02, 2009, 03:23:00 PM »
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Re: Anyone made any resolutions for 2009?
« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2009, 03:53:29 PM »
 rubschin: I have long pondered who could possible have associated the words Happily and Married. Clearly nobody who was ever married. Probably an early "Celibate" God Botherer.
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