But Mrs TMR (to be) is a total angel 
What would change?
Her ankles will suddenly become seriously attracted to one another ~ to the extent that they will part only under circumstances of extreme bribery ~ in my experience that is. Bribery by the way takes many forms but all will mean you end up doing something you would not otherwise have done.
The solution to this, I discovered, was to find other ankles that parted more easily ~ this cost me a house, two children, some serious money and a lot of friends but I did get away with it for twenty years.
Like GOS I referred to my first wife by a pet name ~ I used to call her "My Sleeping Beauty". She never questioned this until the divorce and she finally asked me why ~ I told her it was because every time she felt a prick in her hand she would fall asleep. I still have the scar from where the handbag hit me.
Mrs S#2 is introduced as "The Present Mrs S"
