Burst Pipes

[Snoopy]

Water supply to the washing machine has been frozen for a couple of days. Must have warmed up a bit outside today because the f*cker just burst!
Fortunately I had the necessary blanks to enable me to turn off the water, unscrew the pipe, blank it off and restore the water supply ~ all in ten minutes but now we are looking at the launderette for a few days whilst I reconfigure the kitchen to bring the washing machine into the house rather than where it currently resides in the outhouse with the pipes running outside of the house wall. This happened two years ago as well and I said then that I would have to shift it inside but ended up repairing and relagging the pipe. Shouldda known better.

[Barman]

If you'd let your poor wife have a tumble drier the heat from it would have kept the pipes from freezing! 

[GROWLER]

Water supply to the washing machine has been frozen for a couple of days. Must have warmed up a bit outside today because the f*cker just burst!
Fortunately I had the necessary blanks to enable me to turn off the water, unscrew the pipe, blank it off and restore the water supply ~ all in ten minutes but now we are looking at the launderette for a few days whilst I reconfigure the kitchen to bring the washing machine into the house rather than where it currently resides in the outhouse with the pipes running outside of the house wall. This happened two years ago as well and I said then that I would have to shift it inside but ended up repairing and relagging the pipe. Shouldda known better.

Deep breaths and count to ten Snoops.
No one has died, and things could be worse.
Think of all those less fortunate than yourself and the rest of us.

I sincerley hope you get it sorted quickly however. Good luck, and we are all thinking of you at this very annoying time.

[Nick]

If it freezes tonight they could go skating in the kitchen!

[Barman]

If it freezes tonight they could go skating in the kitchen!

[GROWLER]

My jet washer seems to have frozen, so the muddy truck will have to stay dirty for now.
Bit of a nuisance, but hey ho, it's not the end of the world is it?

[Snoopy]

If you'd let your poor wife have a tumble drier the heat from it would have kept the pipes from freezing! 

DOLT! The pipe runs along an outside wall and back into the outhouse where the washing machine is ~ are you suggesting a tumble dryer should have been placed in the fvcking garden?

[Snoopy]

If it freezes tonight they could go skating in the kitchen!

The fecking burst pipe is OUTSIDE of the house 

[Barman]

If you'd let your poor wife have a tumble drier the heat from it would have kept the pipes from freezing! 

DOLT! The pipe runs along an outside wall and back into the outhouse where the washing machine is ~ are you suggesting a tumble dryer should have been placed in the fvcking garden?

And why not...? 

[Snoopy]

Water supply to the washing machine has been frozen for a couple of days. Must have warmed up a bit outside today because the f*cker just burst!
Fortunately I had the necessary blanks to enable me to turn off the water, unscrew the pipe, blank it off and restore the water supply ~ all in ten minutes but now we are looking at the launderette for a few days whilst I reconfigure the kitchen to bring the washing machine into the house rather than where it currently resides in the outhouse with the pipes running outside of the house wall. This happened two years ago as well and I said then that I would have to shift it inside but ended up repairing and relagging the pipe. Shouldda known better.

Deep breaths and count to ten Snoops.
No one has died, and things could be worse.
Think of all those less fortunate than yourself and the rest of us.

I sincerley hope you get it sorted quickly however. Good luck, and we are all thinking of you at this very annoying time.

Thanks Big G. Sorted the immediate problem, as I said, in ten minutes. No big deal ~ just inconvienent.

AND I shall have to spend hours in the launderette watching yummy mummies smalls going round. ~ It's gonna be a tough week, there is even a pub within 50 yards of the launderette.

[Snoopy]

If you'd let your poor wife have a tumble drier the heat from it would have kept the pipes from freezing! 

DOLT! The pipe runs along an outside wall and back into the outhouse where the washing machine is ~ are you suggesting a tumble dryer should have been placed in the fvcking garden?

And why not...? 

No electricity socket out there.

[Barman]

If you'd let your poor wife have a tumble drier the heat from it would have kept the pipes from freezing! 

DOLT! The pipe runs along an outside wall and back into the outhouse where the washing machine is ~ are you suggesting a tumble dryer should have been placed in the fvcking garden?

And why not...? 

No electricity socket out there.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

If you'd let your poor wife have a tumble drier the heat from it would have kept the pipes from freezing! 

DOLT! The pipe runs along an outside wall and back into the outhouse where the washing machine is ~ are you suggesting a tumble dryer should have been placed in the fvcking garden?

And why not...? 

It would make an unusual but interesting water feature worthy of a spot on Ground Force though.

[Snoopy]

If you'd let your poor wife have a tumble drier the heat from it would have kept the pipes from freezing! 

DOLT! The pipe runs along an outside wall and back into the outhouse where the washing machine is ~ are you suggesting a tumble dryer should have been placed in the fvcking garden?

And why not...? 

It would make an unusual but interesting water feature worthy of a spot on Ground Force though.

ONLY if Charlie brings her Dimmocks round to install it.

[Darwins Selection]

now we are looking at the launderette for a few days

Is there no river with flat rocks within a mile or so?

Mrs S#2 would enjoy the walk and fresh air.