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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #75 on: January 05, 2009, 02:35:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 01:54:00 PM
'sobvious innit ~ you had visitors, she didn't want them to see the vacuum cleaner in case they thought a "special" effort had been made to tidy up for their visit because, like all wimmin, she wants them to believe your house is always clean and tidy ~ so she hid the cleaner where she thought they wouldn't see it. Of course the only person she fooled was herself, until this morning when she set you a little test and then, as we now all know, she fooled you too. Put the cleaner back under the bed and despite the evidence of absent needles etc she will never believe you have cleaned up. Wimmin! noooo:

My ex wife did a good line in leaving the cleaner where I would fall over it when I came home ~ then she would claim that she had been soooo busy she had not had time to put it away yet. Truth was she had been swigging coffee with her mates all day. Aonther favourite was to move picturs so that they were hanging crooked on the wall. She knew I would spot this and straighten the picture (can't abide crooked pictures) when she would claim to have dusted all the picture frames that day.

You may like to use these tips at a future date.

You are getting very close to giving away important secrets about the female of the species, which are only supposed to be known to gentlemen of advanced years.  evil:
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #76 on: January 05, 2009, 02:37:42 PM »
i HAVE HOOVERED. Is that OK?
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #77 on: January 05, 2009, 03:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 05, 2009, 02:37:42 PM
i HAVE HOOVERED. Is that OK?
Did you HooverTM or vacuum?  rubschin:
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #78 on: January 05, 2009, 03:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 05, 2009, 02:37:42 PM
i HAVE HOOVERED. Is that OK?
Did you HooverTM or vacuum?  rubschin:
Dyson with death.
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #79 on: January 05, 2009, 03:57:28 PM »
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #80 on: January 05, 2009, 04:03:05 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 05, 2009, 02:37:42 PM
i HAVE HOOVERED. Is that OK?
Did you HooverTM or vacuum?  rubschin:
Dyson with death.
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I thought it was excellent... Any more vacuuming puns readers...?  rubschin:
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #81 on: January 05, 2009, 04:07:22 PM »
Yes. I have a good one.

Hang on....


Here we go..........
























Bugger. I forgot.  noooo:
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #82 on: January 05, 2009, 04:11:24 PM »
Is this theme coming down as well?
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #83 on: January 05, 2009, 04:12:00 PM »
Quote from: TG on January 05, 2009, 04:07:22 PM
Yes. I have a good one.

Hang on....


Here we go..........


Bugger. I forgot.  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

Your brain is a bit of a vacuum then...?

On the subject of vacuum cleaners... Black and Decker - stick to making drills, your vacuums are shite!  cussing:
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #84 on: January 05, 2009, 04:13:34 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 05, 2009, 04:11:24 PM
Is this theme coming down as well?
I thought everybody had changed it weeks ago...  redface:
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #85 on: January 05, 2009, 04:15:19 PM »
I have been seeing Blue Xmas theme until a few minutes ago.
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #86 on: January 05, 2009, 04:15:53 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 05, 2009, 04:15:19 PM
I have been seeing Blue Xmas theme until a few minutes ago.
I've just reset everybody...  ;)
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #87 on: January 05, 2009, 04:32:52 PM »
Gosh! Who is a clever geeky person then eh?
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #88 on: January 05, 2009, 04:36:10 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 05, 2009, 04:32:52 PM
Gosh! Who is a clever geeky person then eh?
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Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
« Reply #89 on: January 05, 2009, 04:39:56 PM »
You have infringed my human right by re-setting me without my consent.  cussing:

Some people think they can lord it over the rest of just because they bask in the medditterainan* sunshine, getting pissed, swan diving off roofs, watching goat porn in their home made cinema/bunker.

You should get down off your high goat horse mate and come and join the rest of us. (bring beer)

* Chrome doesn't know how to spell that any more than I do, useless shite software!
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