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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2009, 09:21:27 AM »
Anyway won't whatever schools are open close immediately as soon as the first flake of snow falls  lol:
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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2009, 09:24:31 AM »
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Teenage Hormone Wreck has the day off too. Bloody inset days need abolishing! evil:

Mr Wench agrees. Today is all about team bonding, they all hate each other! No bonding is going to solve that!
Bloody obvious isn't it?  cussing:

They've just had two weeks off... if they'd wanted to 'bond' with the other teachers they would have gone round their house or met down the pub and done so...  noooo:

THAT is exactly what they do, so a 'mole' reliably informs me.

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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2009, 09:24:59 AM »
First I would need to prise her apart from her boyfriend ~ they're like a pair of limpets. Opening oysters is nothing compared to getting them to stop sucking one anothers tongues.

Anyway I also have the boys to occupy.
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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2009, 09:25:55 AM »
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Teenage Hormone Wreck has the day off too. Bloody inset days need abolishing! evil:

Mr Wench agrees. Today is all about team bonding, they all hate each other! No bonding is going to solve that!
Bloody obvious isn't it?  cussing:

They've just had two weeks off... if they'd wanted to 'bond' with the other teachers they would have gone round their house or met down the pub and done so...  noooo:

THAT is exactly what they do, so a 'mole' reliably informs me.

Mr Wench's lot have "bonding" this morning, followed by school lunch to guarantee they won't leave the premises, followed by some sort of casino thing.  noooo:

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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2009, 09:30:06 AM »
Mr Wench's lot have "bonding" this morning

As it is a primary school, does this involve glue, bits of coloured felt and cardboard?
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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2009, 09:30:39 AM »
Probably. I was playing with egg cartons last night.  noooo:

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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2009, 09:39:28 AM »
Probably. I was playing with egg cartons last night.  noooo:

You're easily pleased then. ;D

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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2009, 09:40:26 AM »
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

WHich involves doing what exactly?
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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2009, 09:42:55 AM »
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

WHich involves doing what exactly?

It's "inset" not "insert" stupid.  ::)
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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2009, 09:43:32 AM »
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

WHich involves doing what exactly?

Setting in? In setting?

Setting what exactly is one of the wonders of the universe apparently, alledgedly, so I'm reliably informed like.
Nobody actually knows tbh. noooo:


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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2009, 09:44:38 AM »
I bet it involves doughnuts
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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2009, 09:48:50 AM »
I bet it involves doughnuts

Really wish you hadn't said that. I've come over all CAKEY now.

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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2009, 09:49:46 AM »
We still have lots left  whistle:
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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2009, 09:52:37 AM »
We still have lots left  whistle:

Excellent news. Your CAKE is good, and that's important, cus Morrisons don't seem to have any of MY CAKE left now. sad32:

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Re: Back to skool
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2009, 09:54:12 AM »
Do you want the recipe, like?
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