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How to cause outrage
« on: January 07, 2009, 09:17:35 AM »
 Angry9: Angry9:

Following my brief stay in hospital last year Ihave received a letter for a follow up appointment. No problem.

I see it is signed by a person who describes themselves as 'Appointments Secretary: Services for the Elderly'


















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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2009, 09:31:39 AM »
Oh Nick!  happy100
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2009, 09:37:25 AM »
Yes? Well? What about it?

Ask ANYONE under the age of 25,and they will tell you that anyone over 30 is a fossil.

You are as old as YOU want to be, or not as the case may be.
I personally couldn't give a flying duck what number I'm up to this year.
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2009, 09:40:41 AM »
I am booking myself onto a saga coach holiday and buying a nice cardigan  evil:
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 09:45:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
I am booking myself onto a saga coach holiday and buying a nice cardigan  evil:
A nice pipe and slippers perhaps...?  rubschin:
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2009, 09:47:42 AM »
Saga - why not? you are over 50 and eligible  ;)

I attend the Grown-up Congenital Heart clinic for my problems.  eeek:
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2009, 09:49:49 AM »
Over 50 and you ARE in the twighlight zone. Like it or not, you will probably be dead within the next 20. Fact.
Something to almost look forward to tbh though if you think about it long enough.
I'm not saying be morbid and wish yerself dead or owt, but think of ALL the shite you won't have to endure anymore like! Heavenly! cloud9:
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2009, 09:50:28 AM »
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2009, 09:51:55 AM »
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2009, 09:52:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
I am booking myself onto a saga coach holiday and buying a nice cardigan  evil:
And beige is todays black
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2009, 09:53:02 AM »
I am werking on shuffling about and bumping into things  evil:
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2009, 09:53:34 AM »
We're virtually the same age ffs! Lighten up and bollx to 'em all!  happy088
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2009, 09:56:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2009, 09:53:02 AM
I am werking on shuffling about and bumping into things  evil:

Yea. Various giblet failure. It happens. Geron with it. You can't beat or fight being an old git. It happens to EVERYONE, and that's what I tell all these smarmy cocky youngsters when they take the piss.
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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2009, 09:57:04 AM »
I AM NOT AN OLD GIT  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:




















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Re: How to cause outrage
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2009, 10:01:15 AM »
Officially it seems that you are  point: Welcome to the club.
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