Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?

[GROWLER]

I doubt that there's intelligent life out there. Surely they would have made contact with intelligent people on planet earth, and nobody here in the VP has heard anything yet 

I think there probably is, but it'll be too far away to make contact.
'Man' came here from another planet originally, so we are in fact aliens in our own right, and we'll move on again to another suitable planet when this one is about to kick the bucket in approx 4 billion years from now.
You see, you'll thank me for the insight when it all comes together like.

[Barman]

I doubt that there's intelligent life out there. Surely they would have made contact with intelligent people on planet earth, and nobody here in the VP has heard anything yet 

I think there probably is, but it'll be too far away to make contact.
'Man' came here from another planet originally, so we are in fact aliens in our own right, and we'll move on again to another suitable planet when this one is about to kick the bucket in approx 4 billion years from now.
You see, you'll thank me for the insight when it all comes together like.

[Grumpmeister]

I think there probably is, but it'll be too far away to make contact.
'Man' came here from another planet originally, so we are in fact aliens in our own right, and we'll move on again to another suitable planet when this one is about to kick the bucket in approx 4 billion years from now.
You see, you'll thank me for the insight when it all comes together like.

Does that mean that Captain Calamity is far older than he admits to and the reason man came to earth was to escape a cataclysNick event? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I can imagine Nick being a little like The Borg, assimilating all that stands in their path, causing mayhem and despair throughout the galaxy as we know it Jim!

[Darwins Selection]

I can imagine Nick being a little like The Borg, assimilating all that stands in their path, causing mayhem and despair throughout the galaxy as we know it Jim!

Why do Borg seats have to be left down when we have guests?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

You mad bugger!

[Grumpmeister]

I can imagine Nick being a little like The Borg, assimilating all that stands in their path, causing mayhem and despair throughout the galaxy as we know it Jim!

I could be wrong but dont the Borg go on about perfection & order? Thats about as far from Nick as you can get

[grumpyoldsoldier]

 Well yes.. but all those around them in ground zero so to speak do a fair bit of despairing. Every time I read a Nickdisaster I despair..

[Nick]

They are back! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1142223/Is-UFO-hovering-Somerset-caravan-park.html

[grumpyoldsoldier]

It is in fact one of those inflatable sausage things towed behind motorboats in holiday resorts in Spain etc.

[Nick]

So why is attacking a caravan park in Somerset? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

ah how little you know mate! Nasa have secret stealth caravans hidden there

[Nick]

 

[TG]

Aha! No doubt this is behind the story of colliding satellites over Siberia in todays news..

No doubt said satellites were shot down by marauding sausage shaped spaceships from Alpha Centauri after a practice strafing run over Somerset.

You heard it here first! 

We are at war I tell's ya! 

[Uncle Mort]

I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. It's a very crowded sky.