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Offline TG

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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2009, 12:45:02 PM »
Proof at last! The aliens are here!

I suppose aliens with super, light year crossing technology can be as clumsy as anyone else and shunt a wind farm.

Pissed aliens. The mind goes to sleep.

They are dragging in the loonies that can use a phone on to a TalkSport phone in as I type.




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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2009, 12:48:12 PM »
One chap I heard on the wireless reckoned it was probably a large lump of ice that fell from an aircraft during the night. The ice would of course seem to fly through the air, reflect lights from earth bound sources and melt after impact ....... leaving no trace.  whistle:
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2009, 12:52:13 PM »
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and melt after impact ....... leaving no trace

In this weather?
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2009, 01:02:59 PM »
PC: "Good evening sir, is this your saucer?"

ET: "Yes"

PC: "What is your name and address sir?"

ET: "I am Zurg, from Mars"

PC: "Is that in Slough sir?"

ET: "No, it is on Pestilence Prime, near The Wirral"

PC: "Very good, have you had a drink this evening sir?"

ET: "Yes, I have had 17 pints of Youngs"

PC: "I see sir, would you mind blowing into this?"

ET: "What kind of pervert do you think I am? That is as bad as licking high heels!" Disintegrates PC with his blaster
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2009, 01:03:55 PM »
No one is taking this seriously  noooo:
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2009, 01:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2009, 01:03:55 PM
No one is taking this seriously  noooo:
What do you suggest...?  ::)
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2009, 01:17:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2009, 01:03:55 PM
No one is taking this seriously  noooo:

I am. I'm practising alien fighting on my PS3. If the alien scum cross the border from Lincolnshire into Leicestershire they are going to get a shock let me tell you.

You see? The bastards have infiltrated the pub, everytime you mention thier name the replace it with a silly graphic.

Devious gits. alien  censored:
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2009, 01:18:23 PM »
Move it to The Commons?
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2009, 01:54:31 PM »
Quote from: TG on January 08, 2009, 01:17:56 PM
everytime you mention thier name the replace it with a silly graphic.
Not if you spell thier name 'Aleins' it doesn't.  point:
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2009, 02:06:52 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2009, 01:54:31 PM
Quote from: TG on January 08, 2009, 01:17:56 PM
everytime you mention thier name the replace it with a silly graphic.
Not if you spell thier name 'Aleins' it doesn't.  point:
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2009, 02:26:53 PM »
Quote from: TG on January 08, 2009, 01:17:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2009, 01:03:55 PM
No one is taking this seriously  noooo:

I am. I'm practising alien fighting on my PS3. If the alien scum cross the border from Lincolnshire into Leicestershire they are going to get a shock let me tell you.

Resistance perchance?  whistle:
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2009, 02:31:46 PM »
Is futile?
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2009, 10:42:58 AM »
I see Uncle is here. He knows about these things  whistle:
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2009, 10:55:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2009, 10:42:58 AM
I see Uncle is here. He knows about these things  whistle:
I'm sure he knows it wasn't a UFO...  noooo:
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Re: Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2009, 11:01:23 AM »
But are YOU sure, learner driver perhaps?
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