PC: "Good evening sir, is this your saucer?"
ET: "Yes"
PC: "What is your name and address sir?"
ET: "I am Zurg, from Mars"
PC: "Is that in Slough sir?"
ET: "No, it is on Pestilence Prime, near The Wirral"
PC: "Very good, have you had a drink this evening sir?"
ET: "Yes, I have had 17 pints of Youngs"
PC: "I see sir, would you mind blowing into this?"
ET: "What kind of pervert do you think I am? That is as bad as licking high heels!" Disintegrates PC with his blaster