Anyhoo, what do we think about this UFO attack?

[Uncle Mort]

Two possiblities:

1) It was hit by something

2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.

I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.


If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.

No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.

 

[Nick]

Praps they were naughty joyriding aliens. Alien delinquents like 

[Uncle Mort]

Well let's hope their parents turn up and give them a clip around their aural detection organ.

[Barman]

Two possiblities:

1) It was hit by something

2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.

I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.


If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.

No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.

 

The voice of reason at last...

Metal fatigue like I said all along...

If any flying object had hit it hard enough to wrench the entire blade off its mount it would have been severely damaged and almost certainly crashed near the scene.....

[Nick]

Unless it had a force field thingy

[Darwins Selection]

Well let's hope their parents turn up and give them a clip around their aural detection organ.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!)

I will have you know sir that I was chosen by poll and selected as one of the 3 people in my arm of the galactic cluster to be abducted and along with my certificate in wood working the best suited to be probed!

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Unless it had a force field thingy

Exactly what I was thinking

[Nick]

You are my bestest friend 

[Snoopy]

Two possiblities:

1) It was hit by something

2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.

I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.


If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.

No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.

 

The voice of reason at last...

Metal fatigue like I said all along...

If any flying object had hit it hard enough to wrench the entire blade off its mount it would have been severely damaged and almost certainly crashed near the scene.....

Unless that flying object was a gert great lump of ice that skidded on for a couple of fields and then melted leaving no trace 

[Darwins Selection]

Two possiblities:

1) It was hit by something

2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.

I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.


If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.

No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.

 

The voice of reason at last...

Metal fatigue like I said all along...

If any flying object had hit it hard enough to wrench the entire blade off its mount it would have been severely damaged and almost certainly crashed near the scene.....

Unless that flying object was a gert great lump of ice that skidded on for a couple of fields and then melted leaving no trace 

Or only entered our dimension for long enough to clout the blade before spinning back into its own, sporting a large dent which has to be explained to the inter-galactic fleet manager:

"Suddenly this windmill pulled out in front of me, I tried to swerve but just clipped it.
I pulled in a few parsecs down the continuum and walked back, but it had gone" 

[TG]

No one is taking this seriously 

I am. I'm practising alien fighting on my PS3. If the alien scum cross the border from Lincolnshire into Leicestershire they are going to get a shock let me tell you.

Resistance perchance? 

Indeed, 1 & 2. I'm selling both on amazon now cos I got stuck bored.

Also, 'Fallout 3' which is shite.

I am now keeping 'Bad Company' and slaughtering Russians who are shite with firearms. 

[Barman]

Two possiblities:

1) It was hit by something

2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.

I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.


If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.

No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.

 

The voice of reason at last...

Metal fatigue like I said all along...

If any flying object had hit it hard enough to wrench the entire blade off its mount it would have been severely damaged and almost certainly crashed near the scene.....

Unless that flying object was a gert great lump of ice that skidded on for a couple of fields and then melted leaving no trace 

Or only entered our dimension for long enough to clout the blade before spinning back into its own, sporting a large dent which has to be explained to the inter-galactic fleet manager:

"Suddenly this windmill pulled out in front of me, I tried to swerve but just clipped it.
I pulled in a few parsecs down the continuum and walked back, but it had gone" 

[Pastis]

The logical answer is that one blade fell off and hit one of the others as it did so...

 

[Barman]

The logical answer is that one blade fell off and hit one of the others as it did so...

 

Like I said... um, like...?