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Re: Ooops
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2009, 10:12:04 AM »
there are only two left-handed Prime Ministers on record: Churchill and Callaghan.


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Re: Ooops
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2009, 10:25:29 AM »
Clearly the world is doomed.
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Re: Ooops
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2009, 10:30:23 AM »
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Psychological Characteristics of Left-handed People
Leadership. About 66% of American presidents in the last 30 years were left-handed men. Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Fold were all left-handed presidents. Barack Obama and John McCain are both left-handed.
Quick thinkers. Studies have shown that lefties are “exceptional.” Australian research shows that left-handed people think more quickly when playing computer games or sports. Left-handed people also tend to earn more money.
Sexuality. Research from Canada reveals this interesting quality of left-handed people: they’re more likely to be homosexual.  evil:
Mixed-handed people are more likely to alter their beliefs as they get new information, making them better able to see both sides of the story.

Personality Traits of Lefties
Independence: Some experts believe left-handed people are more independent because they’ve had to get along in a world that’s not made for them. Dr Peters says that lefties are “slightly more resistant to social pressures, to have more of an independent streak.”
Adaptability: Canadian research shows that left-handed people are more adaptable than right-handed people. That is, a lefty can use her right hand to do tasks much easier than a righty can use his hand. Left-handed people seem to be able to switch over more easily.
Generally, Southpaws are thought to be more flexible, highly intelligent, and more resilient than right-handed people.
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Re: Ooops
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2009, 10:31:12 AM »
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Psychological Characteristics of Left-handed People
Leadership. About 66% of American presidents in the last 30 years were left-handed men. Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Fold were all left-handed presidents. Barack Obama and John McCain are both left-handed.
Quick thinkers. Studies have shown that lefties are “exceptional.” Australian research shows that left-handed people think more quickly when playing computer games or sports. Left-handed people also tend to earn more money.
Sexuality. Research from Canada reveals this interesting quality of left-handed people: they’re more likely to be homosexual.  evil:
Mixed-handed people are more likely to alter their beliefs as they get new information, making them better able to see both sides of the story.

Personality Traits of Lefties
Independence: Some experts believe left-handed people are more independent because they’ve had to get along in a world that’s not made for them. Dr Peters says that lefties are “slightly more resistant to social pressures, to have more of an independent streak.”
Adaptability: Canadian research shows that left-handed people are more adaptable than right-handed people. That is, a lefty can use her right hand to do tasks much easier than a righty can use his hand. Left-handed people seem to be able to switch over more easily.
Generally, Southpaws are thought to be more flexible, highly intelligent, and more resilient than right-handed people.
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Re: Ooops
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2009, 10:32:15 AM »
He's jealous  noooo:
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Re: Ooops
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2009, 10:39:10 AM »
Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Fold (personally I thought his name was Ford)
There's a collection to make you tremble with fear.

And he follows that up with Obama and McCain.

Oh and the maths says that if Obama is Pres#44 then 5 have been cack-handed, the other 39 have been normal.

Sorry Nick you'll have to come up with better than that to convince me it is anything more than an accident of birth and a minority at that.
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Re: Ooops
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2009, 10:45:48 AM »
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the other 39 have been normal

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Re: Ooops
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2009, 11:01:47 AM »
Indeed.

Define 'normal'

We've been here before

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« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2009, 11:02:29 AM »
We have been to too many places before, always inconclusively  noooo:
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« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2009, 11:03:03 AM »
You weird lefty freaks should have had your left arm tied behind your backs at school... and beaten every day until you were normal...  whistle:
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Re: Ooops
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2009, 11:03:41 AM »
Normal = usual, regular, typical.
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Re: Ooops
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2009, 11:04:45 AM »
You weird lefty freaks should have had your left arm tied behind your backs at school... and beaten every day until you were normal...  whistle:

Yes BM, of course  ::)

Time for him to have a  lie down I think
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