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Offline GROWLER

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"Dunno where I live"
« on: January 13, 2009, 02:17:06 PM »
Just rung a cuzzie up so I can go and fix his car this avvy, as per arrangement with the main stealer he purchased it off.
He lives in a block of flats that aren't listed in the A-Z, so I asked him what road the flats are in.

His reply?
I dunno.  eeek:

What a total gonk.


Personally, I despair for the future generations, I really do. noooo:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 02:20:12 PM »
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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2009, 02:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2009, 02:20:12 PM
Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode  whistle:

Stuffed his postcode into me Tom Tom, which is currently showing my position as on the M56 heading out of Manchester doing 25mph! eeek:

Modern technological shite. cussing:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2009, 02:29:07 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 13, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2009, 02:20:12 PM
Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode  whistle:

Stuffed his postcode into me Tom Tom, which is currently showing my position as on the M56 heading out of Manchester doing 25mph! eeek:

Modern technological shite. cussing:

And you're not?
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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2009, 02:34:36 PM »
Dont be daft, if he's in Manchester then his wheels have been nicked and the engine stripped.  whistle:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 02:36:22 PM »
He's north of Watford, that's bad enough.

(puts on tin hat and waits for flak)
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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 02:59:55 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 13, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2009, 02:20:12 PM
Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode  whistle:

Stuffed his postcode into me Tom Tom, which is currently showing my position as on the M56 heading out of Manchester doing 25mph! eeek:

Modern technological shite. cussing:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 03:02:34 PM »
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 03:12:27 PM »
Personally I have more faith in the Jungle Drums.
Doing 25mph on the M56 out of Manchester when we all lknow he is sat in his garage typing to us on his 'puter. noooo:
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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 04:09:23 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 13, 2009, 02:17:06 PM
Just rung a cuzzie up so I can go and fix his car this avvy, as per arrangement with the main stealer he purchased it off.
He lives in a block of flats that aren't listed in the A-Z, so I asked him what road the flats are in.

His reply?
I dunno.  eeek:

What a total gonk.


Personally, I despair for the future generations, I really do. noooo:
I had a customer that did this to me!  eeek:

I drove to the far end of the island to see them, when I got to their town I called and asked for directions to their apartment building.

"We don't know where it is - we've just moved in"

 noooo:
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Offline Nick

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 04:38:47 PM »
I just turned my SatNav on in the kitchen. It reckons I am in Seville. Stupid thing  evil:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 07:18:15 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 13, 2009, 02:29:07 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 13, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2009, 02:20:12 PM
Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode  whistle:

Stuffed his postcode into me Tom Tom, which is currently showing my position as on the M56 heading out of Manchester doing 25mph! eeek:

Modern technological shite. cussing:

And you're not?

As I was saying. I despair.  ::)
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Offline Nick

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 07:19:01 PM »
It werks now, but I have stopped trusting it
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 07:22:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 13, 2009, 07:19:01 PM
It werks now, but I have stopped trusting it

When you switch it on...in your house  ::)....I think it goes back to where you last where when you switched it off, even though you've cleared the memory as requested.
 I could be wrong, but suspect I'm right.

As I said. Modern technological shite.
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Re: "Dunno where I live"
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2009, 07:51:38 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 13, 2009, 02:17:06 PM
Just rung a cuzzie up so I can go and fix his car this avvy, as per arrangement with the main stealer he purchased it off.
He lives in a block of flats that aren't listed in the A-Z, so I asked him what road the flats are in.

His reply?
I dunno.  eeek:

What a total gonk.


Personally, I despair for the future generations, I really do. noooo:

 
  Many moons ago a mate and I were on the razz in Hamburg and staying in a small hotel. Late at nigt and  totally rat arsed we to directed the taxi driver to take us back to our hotel on Einbahnstrasse.

I understood the phrase Dumbkoff from him but I was in no state to take offence. whistle: Stupid sqaure head
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