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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2009, 10:44:37 AM »
Depends what you feed your laying cat on  angel1
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2009, 10:45:12 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2009, 10:46:26 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2009, 10:46:32 AM »
Depends what you feed your laying cat on  angel1

You'll have a hell of a job persuading a cat to eat corn.
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2009, 10:47:11 AM »
Unless you coated it with fish paste
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2009, 10:48:19 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

You also have a lovable, faithful and damned good looking old beagle ~ or had you forgotten?  evil:
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2009, 10:48:45 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

Do cats and dog get on, like?
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2009, 10:49:03 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

You also have a lovable, faithful and damned good looking old beagle ~ or had you forgotten?  evil:

Did somebody bark?  Shrugs:
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2009, 10:50:09 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

Do cats and dog get on, like?

Nooo....  noooo:

The cats hate each other and the dog hates the cats... one of the cats likes the dog...  Banghead

I have a dysfunctional family...  sad24:
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2009, 10:53:45 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

You also have a lovable, faithful and damned good looking old beagle ~ or had you forgotten?  evil:

Did somebody bark?  Shrugs:

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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2009, 10:54:24 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

Do cats and dog get on, like?

Nooo....  noooo:

The cats hate each other and the dog hates the cats... one of the cats likes the dog...  Banghead

I have a dysfunctional family...  sad24:

How does this cat-dog affection express itself?
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2009, 11:09:16 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

You also have a lovable, faithful and damned good looking old beagle ~ or had you forgotten?  evil:

Where?  whistle:
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2009, 11:16:27 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

Do cats and dog get on, like?

Nooo....  noooo:

The cats hate each other and the dog hates the cats... one of the cats likes the dog...  Banghead

I have a dysfunctional family...  sad24:

How does this cat-dog affection express itself?
The cat rubs himself up against the dog like... and sniffs his arse...  noooo:
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2009, 11:17:56 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

Do cats and dog get on, like?

Nooo....  noooo:

The cats hate each other and the dog hates the cats... one of the cats likes the dog...  Banghead

I have a dysfunctional family...  sad24:

How does this cat-dog affection express itself?
The cat rubs himself up against the dog like... and sniffs his arse...  noooo:

Waaaaaaay too much information!  sick2:
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Re: The unusual pets thread
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2009, 11:18:45 AM »
I don't really do pets yet.

Maybe when I am an old (er) miserable old cow I may consider getting myself one to talk to - but at the moment I cannot see the benefits.
They cost a lot.
They make a mess.
You can't just bugger off on holiday without thinking whose going to look after the terrapin etc.
When they die you have to go through a grieving process
They slobber / dribble all over the soft furnishings
Chew up / piss on your things
Vet bills are extortionate / pet insurance not much better
The sight of dead things being bought into the house does not appeal in the slightest (mice/ birds etc)


Why would you sign up for this  confused2:

I have no idea...  noooo:

Bm should befriend his goats
I have three cats and a dog... I don't need goats...  noooo:

You also have a lovable, faithful and damned good looking old beagle ~ or had you forgotten?  evil:

Where?  whistle:

Watch It Shortarse!  evil:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.