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Offline Nick

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Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« on: January 15, 2009, 11:38:56 AM »
I may soon have need of one  rubschin:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 11:40:05 AM »
I may soon have need of one  rubschin:

It can be arranged ~ see Miss D ~ I'm sure she would be happy to oblige. Wenchy certainly would but she has this bad back.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 11:42:00 AM »
They may have the means, but do they have the candidate?
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 11:44:08 AM »
Oh I'm sure they will have some ideas.  whistle:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 11:51:24 AM »
I know how to make one.
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 11:55:31 AM »
Are you experienced?
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 12:02:33 PM »
Oh I'm sure they will have some ideas.  whistle:


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As for a list of suitable candidates - it's not so much of a list more of a Yellow Pages of dickheads, prats and arseholes  lol: This can be updated Nick if you have anyone suitable in mind though you will have to justify how they have offended you so.


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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 12:05:12 PM »
I may need a guard, a eunuch guard obviously
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 12:05:26 PM »
I may soon have need of one  rubschin:

Why? More detail required please.

I know a farmer who specialises in this field. eeek:

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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 12:06:07 PM »
It concerns a mission that Pastis is going on. Long story  whistle:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 12:07:06 PM »
It concerns a mission that Pastis is going on. Long story  whistle:

Yes, and?
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2009, 12:07:47 PM »
Here we go again  ::)

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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 12:15:50 PM »
I have never mentioned eunuchs before
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 12:22:04 PM »
I have never mentioned eunuchs before

Now you're being obtuse.