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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2009, 01:13:29 PM »
Don't ask questions 'cos he is one of those moods today ~ where he wants to say something but also wants to be mysterious.
Just chop his nuts off and shut him up.
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2009, 01:15:29 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 15, 2009, 01:11:54 PM
WTF do you want a eunuch for?

For my harem of course  ::)
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2009, 01:19:26 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 15, 2009, 01:11:54 PM
WTF do you want a eunuch for?

Don't ask. He won't tell us exactly. He's having a 'talkin' shite day' today....and i thought I was bad!! eeek:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2009, 01:19:43 PM »
Mrs Nick lets you have a harem!?!?!  eeek:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2009, 01:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 15, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
Don't ask questions 'cos he is one of those moods today ~ where he wants to say something but also wants to be mysterious.
Just chop his nuts off and shut him up.

No problem there then? ::)
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2009, 01:25:36 PM »
He's bored, he no doubt has work to do and is putting it off by pissing us off. angry041:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2009, 01:31:04 PM »
Only Pastis understands me  sad24:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2009, 01:31:54 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 15, 2009, 01:19:43 PM
Mrs Nick lets you have a harem!?!?!  eeek:

No, I don't plan to mention it to her
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2009, 01:36:25 PM »
Tell you waht then. Let's wait and see what our dear old friend Pasties has to say when he comes back ey, yes?  happy100
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2009, 01:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 15, 2009, 01:31:04 PM
Only Pastis understands me  sad24:

Well perhaps if you divulged the contents of your pms with Pastis we too would be able to understand you.
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2009, 01:42:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 15, 2009, 01:31:04 PM
Only Pastis understands me  sad24:

I doubt that very much. We all understand attention seeking when we see it.  ::)
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2009, 01:44:18 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 15, 2009, 01:38:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 15, 2009, 01:31:04 PM
Only Pastis understands me  sad24:

Well perhaps if you divulged the contents of your pms with Pastis we too would be able to understand you.

No he can't do that because then he wouldn't have his little secrets anymore and would thus be unable to feel important. This really is playground level silliness. I'm going out before I say something nasty.
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2009, 01:49:18 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2009, 01:52:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 15, 2009, 01:49:18 PM
eeek:

The Hound has a point! It is the grown-up version of "I know something you don't know nah nah nah nah nah"
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Re: Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2009, 01:56:14 PM »
Home made Eunuch


Ingedients:
Take one trouser-less male (over 18)

2 house bricks

Method:
Hold the two house bricks, one in each hand
Kneel down facing the groin of the participant
Place a house brick on the left side of the participants testicles
Bring your right hand and brick forcefully towards the left brick
Repeat as necessary


Note: Some will ask if this method is painful, it certainly is, so ensure your thumbs are out of the way.
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