Does anyone know where you can get a eunuch?

[Darwins Selection]

Nobody has mentioned that eunuchs in pictures are always subject to tonsorial excess.

[Barman]

I may need a guard, a eunuch guard obviously

For the cake train...? 

[Bar Wench]

If one is boasting of having a harem and a eunuch can one still be accused of willy waving? 

[Darwins Selection]

If one is boasting of having a harem and a eunuch can one still be accused of willy waving? 

Good point. Presumably waving somebody elses, perhaps on a keyring?

[Bar Wench]

Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?

[Darwins Selection]

Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?

Lucky for whom?



Glad to see you up and about BTW. All mended now?

[Bar Wench]

Achy and weak, but back at work.

[Snoopy]

This is work? 

What do you do when you are not working?

[Miss Demeanour]

Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?

You would be lucky if it was a foot 

[Bar Wench]

It would certainly sort the men from the boys though aswell as being a marvelous conversation starter!

[Snoopy]

Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?

You would be lucky if it was a foot 

Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches 

[Barman]

Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?

You would be lucky if it was a foot 

Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches 

And to a hound...? 

[Snoopy]

Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?

You would be lucky if it was a foot 

Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches 

And to a hound...? 

Touches the ground when I walk old boy 

[Barman]

Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?

You would be lucky if it was a foot 

Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches 

And to a hound...? 

Touches the ground when I walk old boy 

You could get some of those 'lifts' in your shoes... 

[Snoopy]

Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?

You would be lucky if it was a foot 

Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches 

And to a hound...? 

Touches the ground when I walk old boy 

You could get some of those 'lifts' in your shoes... 

And spoil one of life's remaining pleasures?