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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2009, 08:42:47 AM »
Phew ~ that's a relief! Dunno what we would have done without youse two.

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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2009, 08:43:54 AM »
My JCB has arrived  cloud9:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2009, 08:46:19 AM »
My JCB has arrived  cloud9:

Ohh FFS. Here we go YET AGAIN.

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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2009, 08:47:18 AM »
Come and have a look if you don't believe me. It's HOOGE and yellow  cloud9:

Mind you I expect some numpty from the council to turn up and object  evil:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2009, 09:05:51 AM »
My JCB has arrived  cloud9:
Nick + JCB = Chaos  scared2:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 09:17:18 AM »
Well the 4 tons of slate has made a bit of a mess  noooo:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2009, 09:19:29 AM »
Well the 4 tons of slate has made a bit of a mess  noooo:
You're not having your roof done again?  rubschin:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2009, 09:29:17 AM »
Road. Unadopted. Council not interested. WHole thing is one HOOGE pothole.  evil:

We have clubbed together to have it resurfaced. We have not, of course, asked the bastard council for permission. Our road, our money.  evil:

Man with a clipboard will be here before long I have no doubt  evil:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2009, 09:31:01 AM »
Road. Unadopted. Council not interested. WHole thing is one HOOGE pothole.  evil:

We have clubbed together to have it resurfaced. We have not, of course, asked the bastard council for permission. Our road, our money.  evil:

Man with a clipboard will be here before long I have no doubt  evil:
You're having it resurfaced with slate... won't that be slippery like...?  rubschin:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2009, 09:33:55 AM »
Apparently not  spider:

If the council numpty does turn up then the JCB will come in handy  eveilgrin:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2009, 09:35:00 AM »
Apparently not  spider:

If the council numpty does turn up then the JCB will come in handy  eveilgrin:
It is going to be like an ice rink when it is wet!  point:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2009, 09:41:43 AM »
Full report will follow
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2009, 09:43:03 AM »
Full report will follow
I can just see the bin men's lorry sliding down the road and into Mrs. Nick's car now...  happy001
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2009, 09:46:56 AM »
Here is a simulation of the bin man's truck sliding on the slate road and into Mrs. Nick's car...  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omCprrxiMXc
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2009, 09:49:15 AM »
 eeek:
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