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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2009, 09:59:01 AM »
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2009, 10:08:45 AM »
That'll be slate chippings then won't it?  ::) They make an excellent surface that will not be slippery when wet. Mind you they also make excellent skimming stones for skipping across the water when the tide is in so you may lose a few in the months when the water comes right up.

As for the simulation ~ the driver of the bin lorry needs to go on a course. What sort of arse keeps his foot on the brake (see locked up rear wheels) when a gentle pressure on the accelerator would have pulled him out of that skid. Tit!
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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2009, 10:11:41 AM »
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That'll be slate chippings then won't it?   They make an excellent surface that will not be slippery when wet. Mind you they also make excellent skimming stones for skipping across the water when the tide is in so you may lose a few in the months when the water comes right up.

Correct on all points, I fear. I have apiece on my desk. Very good for skimming  eveilgrin:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2009, 10:27:01 AM »
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That'll be slate chippings then won't it?   They make an excellent surface that will not be slippery when wet. Mind you they also make excellent skimming stones for skipping across the water when the tide is in so you may lose a few in the months when the water comes right up.

Correct on all points, I fear. I have apiece on my desk. Very good for skimming  eveilgrin:
Yes, they skim so well because there is no friction see...?

Slippery when wet like...  whistle:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2009, 11:28:18 AM »


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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2009, 11:29:11 AM »
Go and have a lie down Nick...  noooo:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2009, 11:37:26 AM »
We too have a private (unadopted) road for vehicular access to the rear of the house (and several other houses access either their front or back gates via it) We have in the past used slate chippings and they worked well for about a year but they were carried off in the tyre treads of all the vehicles and had to be replaced. We have tried everything to persuade the council to take over the lane but to no avail. Again, this year, it is a mass of huge potholes and loose gravel and it looks as if the whole surface is breaking up.
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« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2009, 11:38:15 AM »
We have a maintenance contract (£7 p.a. per house)  angel1

(Includes weeding)  angel1
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2009, 11:45:42 AM »
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Bin lorry drivers are untrainable, like cats and wimmin  noooo:
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2009, 12:58:54 PM »
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Yes Nick. Where did you get that from? The butchers? Wilko's?
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2009, 01:05:29 PM »
A man brought it  cloud9:

You have a bigger one?
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2009, 01:20:52 PM »
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Is the operator wearing a turban?
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2009, 01:21:26 PM »
Hat. Why?
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2009, 01:24:20 PM »
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Hat. Why?

Just wondered.

It would make it less likely that he was a cowboy.
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Re: MISSING!
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2009, 01:27:32 PM »
I haven't paid yet  eveilgrin:
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