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Ken Clarke is back!
« on: January 19, 2009, 01:07:50 PM »
Opposite Mandy...

That should spark some  boxing

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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 01:08:45 PM »
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 01:08:58 PM »
Yes, but Mandy is not in the same Chamber, so Clarkey can' trap him into lying to Parliament  Banghead Banghead
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 01:10:32 PM »
Yes, but Mandy is not in the same Chamber, so Clarkey can' trap him into lying to Parliament  Banghead Banghead
No, but I think a bit of aggressive attacking of the Labour shite should now be in order... go get em Ken!  razz:
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 01:27:01 PM »
You know ~ I could have sworn we covered this when the news broke over the weekend but I'm damned if I can find where. Must be another CRAFT moment.

One thing is for sure ~ Our cigar smoking, suede shoe wearing, jazz loving Ken will not let the slimy little toad get away with anything. Ken can out-bully John Humphries when the mood is on him.

Speaking of which did anyone else hear Darling being skewered by Humphries this morning? And I always thought that JH was on Labour's side.
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 01:47:43 PM »


Speaking of which did anyone else hear Darling being skewered by Humphries this morning? And I always thought that JH was on Labour's side.

I missed that!  evil:
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2009, 02:00:42 PM »
Go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00gqgv2
You need to skip forward to 2hrs 10 mins into the programme
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2009, 02:05:06 PM »
I don't think foreigners are allowed to do that  point:
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2009, 02:06:14 PM »
I don't think foreigners are allowed to do that  point:
No... I can't watch iPlayer without running Onspeed... and that is shite.  noooo:
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2009, 02:16:02 PM »
You don't need to watch iplayer ~ just listen.  Banghead
It is about 12 minutes of pure babble. I reckon that when Darling got off the line Mandy would have been round to the Treasury to staple the bastard's tongue to the desk.

Honest ~ it's worth the effort.
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2009, 02:22:43 PM »
I still don't think foreigners are allowed to  noooo:
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2009, 02:55:58 PM »
You don't need to watch iplayer ~ just listen.  Banghead
It is about 12 minutes of pure babble. I reckon that when Darling got off the line Mandy would have been round to the Treasury to staple the bastard's tongue to the desk.

Honest ~ it's worth the effort.
I'll have a go then... have to download realplayer first...  ::)
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2009, 03:06:26 PM »
And on the subject of "Today" ~ NICK! Did you catch that prat drivelling on about how essays are an outmoded form of examining a child's knowledge of a subject and how modern multiple choice/answer tick boxes give a better idea of the child's depth of knowledge?

His logic?  "Children write a lot of nonsense and that is stressful to the examiners so it cheaper and easier to use tick boxes that can be marked by computer.
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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2009, 04:25:45 PM »
Go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00gqgv2
You need to skip forward to 2hrs 10 mins into the programme
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Re: Ken Clarke is back!
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2009, 04:30:12 PM »
His logic?  "Children write a lot of nonsense and that is stressful to the examiners so it cheaper and easier to use tick boxes that can be marked by computer.

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