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Offline Uncle Mort

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Blue Monday
« on: January 19, 2009, 02:12:13 PM »
It's Blue Monday today  cry:

Psychologists have dubbed it "Blue Monday", a date in January when post-Christmas gloom is at its worst.

It is worked out with a formula taking into account six factors: weather, debt, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivational levels and the feeling of a need to take action.



Anyone got any reasons to be cheerful?
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 02:13:16 PM »
Um............ rubschin:

I will have a brood and get back to you....
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 02:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 19, 2009, 02:13:16 PM
Um............ rubschin:

I will have a brood and get back to you....

I'm 54 tomorrow!!


















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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 02:29:42 PM »
My smallest is 8 today ~ we had his outing yesterday. 6 boys bowling + a separate comp for the mummies who came. I had to referee both  whistle:. Since I used to work in a bowling alley and none of the mummies had ever done ten pin bowling I was forced to give some yummy mummies personal tuition  eyes:
Then we adjourned to Frankie and Bennies for nosh. Everyone had a jolly good feed, voted it far better than the usual Pizza Hut or McDonald's and I only spent £160 on the whole thing.
Today the little chap has been playing happilly with some very noisy electronic toys but they have now settled down to watch Spiderman2 on DVD (sorry not Bluray) and I can at last get on with the magazine which I have to get to the printer by Wednesday afternoon.
So not Blue Monday for me. Quite a good day really.
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 02:31:31 PM »
But your groping and stuff was yesterday  rubschin:
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 02:31:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 19, 2009, 02:13:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 19, 2009, 02:13:16 PM
Um............ rubschin:

I will have a brood and get back to you....

I'm 54 tomorrow!!

Is that a good or bad thing?

















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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2009, 02:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 19, 2009, 02:31:31 PM
But your groping and stuff was yesterday  rubschin:

I am still  cloud9:

Particularly since F&B's turned out to be soooooooooooooo good and one Yummy Mummy kept grinding her arse into my lap. I discovered that there is life in the old (hot) dog yet.
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2009, 02:36:26 PM »
She did that while you were eating!? Were they short of chairs?
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2009, 02:37:16 PM »
6 mugs clients have signed up for my conference
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2009, 02:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 19, 2009, 02:36:26 PM
She did that while you were eating!? Were they short of chairs?

No ~ whilst I was standing behind her with my arms round her showing her how to hold a bowling ball and bowl it without hurting her sweet little fingers. cloud9:

I confess that at the fourth attempt to get it right SWWLTBO did catch my eye and raise her eyebrows in a fierce manner. whistle:
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2009, 02:48:32 PM »
I have had to prepare a restructuring report for the team minus 2 posts  cry:

My new telly and blu ray player are still 5 days away from being delivered  cry:

I have had to attend a Health and Safety Committee meeting all morning  Banghead

I have drowned my sorrows in giant Cadbury's buttons  redface:

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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2009, 03:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 19, 2009, 02:48:32 PM
I have had to prepare a restructuring report for the team minus 2 posts  cry:

My new telly and blu ray player are still 5 days away from being delivered  cry:

I have had to attend a Health and Safety Committee meeting all morning  Banghead

I have drowned my sorrows in giant Cadbury's buttons  redface:



GIANT Cadbury's Buttons   eeek:

A minute on the lips and inch on the hips. noooo:
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2009, 03:16:28 PM »
Monday is also the most likely day to have a heart attack.

Even more likely if it snows.
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2009, 03:41:43 PM »
I am blue!

My back still aches
It is raining
The house is a tip
Work has picked up
No flights booked anywhere nice
I am still 30
Extended family is pissed off with me
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2009, 03:47:29 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 19, 2009, 03:41:43 PM
I am blue!

My back still aches
It will get better
It is raining
It will stop
The house is a tip
So?
Work has picked up
Great!
No flights booked anywhere nice
It saves money
I am still 30
Wait long enough and you'll be 31
Extended family is pissed off with me
What do you care what other people think?

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