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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2009, 04:16:43 PM »
Anything's possible ~ especially in the Nick household.
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2009, 08:46:50 PM »
We await a full and descriptive renaysonce or summat...you know what I mean... of what happened with the greatest of anticipations. lol:
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2009, 08:50:14 PM »
Nothing happened - Mrs. Nick was faffing, Nick tried to teach GOS and I about the 'Birds and Bees' but proved woefully unqualified...  noooo:
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2009, 08:57:15 PM »
Well where is the old snarlin' duffer now then like ey? WHERE?
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #64 on: January 20, 2009, 08:58:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2009, 08:50:14 PM
Nothing happened - Mrs. Nick was faffing, Nick tried to teach GOS and I about the 'Birds and Bees' but proved woefully unqualified...  noooo:

I've just concluded that woefully shite thread in 4 simple moves. ::)
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2009, 08:59:08 PM »
She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff  noooo:
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #66 on: January 20, 2009, 09:00:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:59:08 PM
She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff  noooo:
Damp cloth eh... you dirty devil!  point:
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2009, 09:03:07 PM »
Happy birthday Nick - I don't believe I have wished you many happy returns of the day

Hope you've had a good one
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #68 on: January 20, 2009, 09:03:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:59:08 PM
She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff  noooo:

Faffin' about WHAT exactly.

Think your gonna have to skip the main course now and go straight into the 'puddin'  eyes: if you ask me
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #69 on: January 20, 2009, 09:05:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 20, 2009, 09:03:07 PM
Happy birthday Nick - I don't believe I have wished you many happy returns of the day

Hope you've had a good one

He hasn't...apparently, alledgedly, so he says like, dozy old scollop. ::)
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2009, 09:52:11 AM »
He should take a lesson:

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, and...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

 lol:
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2009, 10:15:34 AM »
Until now, I had scoffed at Astrology.  rubschin:

Popped into the local last night and found a minor celebration in the corner as it was 'Lefty' Harris' 60th birthday.

He is known as Lefty not because of his political views but because he lacks a right arm after an accident with machinery years ago.
He is also rumoured to have a 'frequent user' card at Casualty.
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2009, 10:20:24 AM »
Being born on the 20th means you have a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius  angel1
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2009, 10:24:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 21, 2009, 10:20:24 AM
Being born on the 20th means you have a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius  angel1
Those are unusual names for wards.

Is it a Scally thing?
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Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2009, 10:28:50 AM »
Well that rather depends on which "authority" you listen to and if you believe in such nonsense anyway.
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Aries (21 March-20 April)
Taurus (21 April-21 May)
Gemini (22 May-21 June)
Cancer (22 June-22 July)
Leo (23 July-22 August)
Virgo (23 August-21 September)
Libra (22 September-22 October)
Scorpio (23 October-21 November)
Sagittarius (22 November-21 December)
Capricorn (22 December-20 January)
Aquarius (21 January-19 February)

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Capricorn Zodiac Sign - Basics:

Element: Earth, Quality: Cardinal, Ruler: Saturn.

Character

Capricorn is content to work within the social order in which it finds itself and seeks success therein. A great sense of responsibility and a determination to complete any project once started. Seeks tangible results.

Pitfalls

Reluctant to take time out for the simple pleasures of life. Must complete the task in hand within a set framework - fearful of innovation. The child who becomes an adult too early. Keeps feelings separate from the task in hand when engaging them would make it more wholesome.

A word of advice

Your strong sense of duty is a great gift, but if you allow it to take you over and stop you having fun you will antagonise those you love and you will have less to give. Don't take on more responsibilities than you can handle.

Compatibility

Your ideal mate gives you time to open up to your feelings and welcomes your dependability. You may attract fiery exuberant partners who challenge your reticence, which can be very exciting as well as scary.


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Aquarius Zodiac Sign - Basics:

Element: Air, Quality: Fixed, Rulers: Saturn Uranus.

Character

Aquarius has ideas to take humanity out of its restriction to the social order into a wider sense of community. Values freedom and equality, encouraging others to claim what it considers is their due.

Pitfalls

Attracted to 'isms' - ideological systems of thought that can end up in leaving people just as trapped as before. Ideals become wishful thoughts to which one can escape - 'at least I know what the world ought to be like even if I can't make it that way' (especially if Moon in Aquarius.

A word of advice

Check this out: does your concern for the 'brotherhood of man' arise, at least in part, from a lack of a strong sense of your own individual worth? Watch this especially if you think you are entitled to prior consideration on account of your advanced ideas.

Compatibility

Your ideal mate listens admiringly while you expound your thoughts and won't embarrass you with tears when you keep an ice-cool distance. You may attract a partner who will feel more strongly than you do, and allowing yourself to open up and finding yourself loved for it will do wonders for your self-esteem.




To be honest little of either of the above seems to apply to the Nick we know and love.
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