Is this a porn thread?
I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.
I'm shocked.
Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.
I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose (

) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.
She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.