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The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« on: January 20, 2009, 01:07:07 PM »
1. Find a gerl/boy*



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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 01:15:50 PM »
Okay...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 01:17:55 PM »
2. Remove their clothes (deftly - not with a chainsaw or anything except in emergencies, like)

It may be necessary to precede this stage with some ritualistic buying of dinner or similar. Could be pricey (health warning)













Gerls/boys may also contribute their advice
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 01:26:16 PM »
Ye-es... with you so far...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 02:37:20 PM »
Wot if they aren't wearing clothes and/or are on a diet?
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 02:55:53 PM »
This is more complex than I expected...  noooo:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 02:59:33 PM »
Ok. Try to fine a gerl with clothes on






































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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 03:03:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 02:59:33 PM
Ok. Try to fine a gerl with cothes on
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Fine her £10?

Are 'cothes' some kind of Plimsoll?
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 03:06:57 PM »
It'sd amazing that we ever breed  eeek:

1. Get person
2. Buy dinner or lots of wine
3. Get chainsaw (just in case)









I am surrouded by idiots  noooo:



Have a willy ( I forgot that bit) *

















*Except gerls, of course
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 03:11:58 PM »
Sounds all complicated and messy like. noooo:
What'wrong with just lookin' like ey?

I'm goin' up me 'ill for a walk,  ::) all uncomplicated and fuss free like. Much more enjoyable. cloud9:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 03:14:20 PM »
Why messy? We haven't got his/her clothes off yet!

oH, THE CHAINSAW  noooo:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 03:16:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 03:14:20 PM
Why messy? We haven't got his/her clothes off yet!

oH, THE CHAINSAW  noooo:

Just grab and pull was always the best method I found tbh.....clothes like ;)
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 03:51:52 PM »
Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( point:) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.


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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2009, 03:58:16 PM »
Quote from: TG on January 20, 2009, 03:51:52 PM
Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( point:) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.




Under the freezer? eeek: Isn't that taking house work to extremes?
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2009, 04:03:53 PM »
My chainsaw is broken...  sad24:
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