The all new sex educashun thread: for BM

[Snoopy]

My chainsaw is broken... 

Or in your case

Το αλυσιδοπρίονό μου είναι σπασμένο

May come in handy 

[Barman]

My chainsaw is broken... 

Or in your case

Το αλυσιδοπρίονό μου είναι σπασμένο

May come in handy 

Πράγματι 

[TG]

Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( ) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.

Under the freezer? Isn't that taking house work to extremes?

I dunno. I moved the freezer a bit (as you do) and there were said bins peeking out at me.

The point is not that I found them but how the fork they ended up UNDER the freezer in the first place. 

[Snoopy]

My chainsaw is broken... 

Or in your case

Το αλυσιδοπρίονό μου είναι σπασμένο

May come in handy 

Πράγματι 

 

[Barman]

Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( ) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.

Under the freezer? Isn't that taking house work to extremes?

I dunno. I moved the freezer a bit (as you do) and there were said bins peeking out at me.

The point is not that I found them but how the fork they ended up UNDER the freezer in the first place. 

Because you saw them on the floor and gave them a good kick...? 

[Darwins Selection]

Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( ) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.

Under the freezer? Isn't that taking house work to extremes?

I dunno. I moved the freezer a bit (as you do) and there were said bins peeking out at me.

The point is not that I found them but how the fork they ended up UNDER the freezer in the first place. 

Because you saw them on the floor and gave them a good kick...? 

More like they landed on the floor and when she bent over to retrieve them, TG became aroused and the glasses were pushed underneath in the commotion.

[Nick]

Later, remove pants

[Barman]

Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( ) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.

Under the freezer? Isn't that taking house work to extremes?

I dunno. I moved the freezer a bit (as you do) and there were said bins peeking out at me.

The point is not that I found them but how the fork they ended up UNDER the freezer in the first place. 

Because you saw them on the floor and gave them a good kick...? 

More like they landed on the floor and when she bent over to retrieve them, TG became aroused and the glasses were pushed underneath in the commotion.

[Nick]

You are not taking this seriously 

[Barman]

You are not taking this seriously 

Do you have nothing better to do than post shite on here... on your birthday like...? 

[Nick]

No 

[Snoopy]

I feel guilty now for not driving round to buy you a pint ~ my only excuse is that I have the boys all day now and frankly taking them for a pint is not my idea of a good time.

If it will cheer you up I have been for a blood test ...... in preparation for next weeks session with the Diabetes Clinic. The cheering you up bit is that the fvcking needlle hurt!

[Nick]

Cake 

Hang on. sex. for BM 

[Barman]

No 

Oh poor you... where is Mrs. Nick...? 

[Nick]

Faffing