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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2009, 04:08:34 PM »
My chainsaw is broken...  sad24:

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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2009, 04:12:57 PM »
My chainsaw is broken...  sad24:

Or in your case

Το αλυσιδοπρίονό μου είναι σπασμένο

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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2009, 04:14:05 PM »
Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( point:) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.




Under the freezer? eeek: Isn't that taking house work to extremes?

I dunno. I moved the freezer a bit (as you do) and there were said bins peeking out at me.

The point is not that I found them but how the fork they ended up UNDER the freezer in the first place.  noooo:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2009, 04:15:08 PM »
My chainsaw is broken...  sad24:

Or in your case

Το αλυσιδοπρίονό μου είναι σπασμένο

May come in handy  whistle:
Πράγματι  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2009, 04:26:28 PM »
Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( point:) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.




Under the freezer? eeek: Isn't that taking house work to extremes?

I dunno. I moved the freezer a bit (as you do) and there were said bins peeking out at me.

The point is not that I found them but how the fork they ended up UNDER the freezer in the first place.  noooo:
Because you saw them on the floor and gave them a good kick...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2009, 06:25:36 PM »
Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( point:) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.




Under the freezer? eeek: Isn't that taking house work to extremes?

I dunno. I moved the freezer a bit (as you do) and there were said bins peeking out at me.

The point is not that I found them but how the fork they ended up UNDER the freezer in the first place.  noooo:
Because you saw them on the floor and gave them a good kick...?  whistle:
More like they landed on the floor and when she bent over to retrieve them, TG became aroused and the glasses were pushed underneath in the commotion.
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2009, 06:33:46 PM »
Later, remove pants
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2009, 06:37:30 PM »
Is this a porn thread?

I only nipped over to the library and I come back and find this.

I'm shocked.

Chainsaw? Mrs TG lost her glasses somewhere between the living room and the kitchen on Sunday. I found them under the freezer this morning.

I mention this not because I wish to take the piss out my esteemed spuose ( point:) but I cannot help wondering what would happen if a chainsaw was introduced into the TG's bedroom.

She would prolly lose that fvcker as well.




Under the freezer? eeek: Isn't that taking house work to extremes?

I dunno. I moved the freezer a bit (as you do) and there were said bins peeking out at me.

The point is not that I found them but how the fork they ended up UNDER the freezer in the first place.  noooo:
Because you saw them on the floor and gave them a good kick...?  whistle:
More like they landed on the floor and when she bent over to retrieve them, TG became aroused and the glasses were pushed underneath in the commotion.
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2009, 06:49:19 PM »
You are not taking this seriously  evil:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2009, 06:50:15 PM »
You are not taking this seriously  evil:
Do you have nothing better to do than post shite on here... on your birthday like...?  happy100
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2009, 06:51:49 PM »
No  sad24:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2009, 06:54:57 PM »
I feel guilty now for not driving round to buy you a pint ~ my only excuse is that I have the boys all day now and frankly taking them for a pint is not my idea of a good time.

If it will cheer you up I have been for a blood test ...... in preparation for next weeks session with the Diabetes Clinic. The cheering you up bit is that the fvcking needlle hurt! sad32:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2009, 06:55:52 PM »
Cake  sick2:

Hang on. sex. for BM  cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2009, 06:56:14 PM »
No  sad24:
Oh poor you... where is Mrs. Nick...?  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2009, 06:56:59 PM »
Faffing
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