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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2009, 07:58:11 PM »
And me please, I am all ears
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2009, 07:59:12 PM »
3. Arrange a seductive enviroment (with lots of plonk)

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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2009, 08:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 07:59:12 PM
3. Arrange a seductive enviroment (with lots of plonk)

 ::)
Can you recap... I've forgotten 1. and 2.  redface:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2009, 08:03:39 PM »
I never have all this performance.
Just stick my cold nose in their nether regions and if they lift their tails I'm in like Flynn. whistle:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2009, 08:13:05 PM »
Flowers help, I know not at what stage

2A?
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2009, 08:15:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:13:05 PM
Flowers help, I know not at what stage

2A?
I'm very confused now...  noooo:

Imagine how GOS is coping...?  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2009, 08:16:18 PM »
Ask LL you idiot.

Miss D may also have a view  whistle:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2009, 08:17:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:16:18 PM
Ask LL you idiot.

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I thought you were going to teach us Master...?

Or perhaps you don't know...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2009, 08:19:24 PM »
It's a collaborative thread, you dolt
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2009, 08:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:19:24 PM
It's a collaborative thread, you dolt
You don't know do you?   point:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #55 on: January 20, 2009, 08:21:03 PM »
OK

3. Advance with flowers and keep chainsaw behind your back

Retain underpants (adds mystery, trust me)
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2009, 08:23:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:21:03 PM
OK

3. Advance with flowers and keep chainsaw behind your back

Retain underpants (adds mystery, trust me)
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2009, 08:27:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:13:05 PM
Flowers help, I know not at what stage

2A?
I'm very confused now...  noooo:

Imagine how GOS is coping...?  Shrugs:
What?
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2009, 08:30:39 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 20, 2009, 08:27:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:13:05 PM
Flowers help, I know not at what stage

2A?
I'm very confused now...  noooo:

Imagine how GOS is coping...?  Shrugs:
What?
Precisely...  noooo:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #59 on: January 20, 2009, 08:55:06 PM »
She's problee got thouroughly pissed off waiting for you Nick.

ffs, skip the shite and just dive in, quck shake about in the nether regions, drop out, quick wipe and down the ale 'ouse.
Simple really. ::)
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