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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2009, 08:57:22 PM »
No finesse  noooo:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2009, 08:57:49 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 08:55:06 PM
She's problee got thouroughly pissed off waiting for you Nick.

ffs, skip the shite and just dive in, quck shake about in the nether regions, drop out, quick wipe and down the ale 'ouse.
Simple really. ::)
He is scared...  point:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2009, 09:00:28 PM »
I amsure LL can offer sage advice



















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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2009, 09:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:57:22 PM
No finesse  noooo:

Chainsaw and shagging by numbers= finesse ey?

Well knock me down with a bastard great sledgehammer. ::)
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #64 on: January 20, 2009, 09:01:38 PM »
Ask Mrs Growler then!  evil:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2009, 09:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:16:18 PM
Ask LL you idiot.

Miss D may also have a view  whistle:

My view is that it is lucky you are already married because with those techniques you would be swamped with offers  ::)

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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #66 on: January 20, 2009, 09:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 20, 2009, 09:05:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:16:18 PM
Ask LL you idiot.

Miss D may also have a view  whistle:

My view is that it is lucky you are already married because with those techniques you would be swamped with offers   ::)



From goats.
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2009, 09:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 09:01:38 PM
Ask Mrs Growler then!  evil:

What for? She's a wumman....last time I looked. This is MAAYNS talk.
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #68 on: January 21, 2009, 12:32:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 20, 2009, 09:05:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:16:18 PM
Ask LL you idiot.

Miss D may also have a view  whistle:

My view is that it is lucky you are already married because with those techniques you would be swamped with offers  ::)



I can just see them out on the pull with these techniques!  point:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #69 on: January 21, 2009, 12:33:57 PM »
Female advice is always welcome  angel1
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2009, 12:41:19 PM »
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.

Gin ~ works every time. whistle:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2009, 12:45:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 12:41:19 PM
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.

Gin ~ works every time. whistle:

Not on me it wouldn't!  sick2:
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2009, 12:45:28 PM »
IKEA meatballs in Wench's case, I spose
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2009, 12:47:18 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 21, 2009, 12:45:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 12:41:19 PM
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.

Gin ~ works every time. whistle:

Not on me it wouldn't!  sick2:

The exception to the rule  ::) I suppose you are a vodka girl?
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Re: The all new sex educashun thread: for BM
« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2009, 12:57:46 PM »
Yes.
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